I Need A Better Camera Phone

Ok, since some of you are demanding pics, here's your damn picture! Yes, I know it's shitty. My phone takes shitty pictures and is old. I'm poor, don't judge me. I would really like to get one of those thin, pocket sized cameras so that I can stealthily take pictures of the PoWM and other assorted freaks. It's just not that easy to secrete the Canon Eos Digital Rebel XT in my pocket without looking like one of the aforementioned freaks!

So there. What you are looking at above is what I believe to be a couple of cult members who were working the parking lot of my local grocery store. They were probably trying for converts, or more importantly, cash donations. Since the resolution quality is shite, let me describe in detail what they were wearing: white do-rags, white under-robes, red over-robes and saucer sized gold medallions. I think they were wearing sandals as well. Pure awesomeness!

I seriously need to get a smaller camera because I see amazing things almost every day. I just can't risk taking my big ass Canon everywhere. That fucker was too damned expensive! But I will, just for you, my dear readers, go on a special assignment to a place called The Ham and Eggery to get a pic of a most excellent vehicle parked over there! And I even have a great story to go along with it!

Sexay!

Sometimes I just have to wonder what the hell some people are thinking when they dress themselves to go out in public. Usually my judgement is only fleeting, usually over the all too familiar sight of the size 18 arse squeezed into the size 10 jeans, or the 8 1/2 month pregnant woman wearing a tube top, or the wannabe gangsta types with the 5 sizes too large pants with the belt cinched up under the arse and the crotch hanging to the knees. I bet you all think you look just fabulous! But I digress. These things aren't really worthy of a blog post.

No. Today I saw a dude wearing an outfit so fabulous that I had to take a special mental note so that I would remember to do a post. It was an older gentleman, perhaps in his late fifties, with long white hair and a white goat beard with the moustache portion waxed into fine points. He was wearing a black beret, a purple long sleaved shirt, white gauzy linen-looking pants that were about 2 inches too short, and brown Crocs! Oh, my! Try not to get the vapours at that description!

Porcine Aeronautics

While trying to find a picture to go along with this post, I found this here site for a hostel in Amsterdam, which made me think of Arekino. Where the hell are ya, anyway? The last time you lurked around here was months ago! Don't make me come over there, Mister!

Anyway, back to the regularly scheduled post. (HA!) Seems that Shut-In Girl across the street got the dreaded swine flu and was in the hospital for four days with double pneumonia to go along with it. Bummer. She, her bro, and their grandma were all shut up in the house for two weeks under quarantine. I would be fucking ready to kill if I had to be stuck in the house for that long. Weird thing is, she was the only one who got sick. Actually, that really doesn't surprise me at all since she eats the most piss poor diet, is quite over weight, and never gets out in the sun.

Eat properly, people! That's half the battle! And take a good liquid vitamin supplement. Get out in the sun so your body can make vitamin D. Take an extra vitamin D supplement just in case. Then you will hardly ever get sick. Unless, of course, you slack off like I did back in March. I think I got the dread pestilence before it was fashionable. Now thank Dr. Xul for the sermon.

This post is getting rambly. I blame Sirius 1st Wave. They're playing Ziggy Stardust as performed by Bauhaus and it is Teh Awesome.

Darwin Awards Nominee?

I see this kind of crap on a weekly basis.

AL (WAFF) - A woman was arrested after police discovered a teenager inside a cardboard box on the roof of a vehicle.

So what would posses someone to do such a thing?

Because it "wouldn't fit in her minivan."

Never heard of breaking it down and assembling it later, I guess. I'm amazed that children who have parents like this ever survive to adulthood.