Monday, April 20, 2009

It Annoys me

People talk so much shit on blogs and in comments. It annoys me when it is obvious that people have no clue as to what they are talking about yet will drone on ad nauseum as if they are the very experts.

"Mobil" star restaurant? Qu'est-ce que c'est? I've only heard of Michelin starred restaurants. Is the other thing a rating for gas station food counters?

"Garcon" means "boy." "Garçon de café" is waiter.

Squid, or calimari as it is known, is not tough and chewy if it is cooked properly. It gets that way when it's overcooked. And if it tastes fishy it's old and probably been frozen for God knows how long.

So if you don't know what you are fucking talking about, please shut your gob and stop being such an annoying cunt.

Friday, April 17, 2009

So, How'd It Go At Government Hell?

Aargh! Long story...just anything that the govt. runs turns into a rat fuck. (And people want them to run health care?!?) It used to be when you had to renew your license you could do it by mail. Well, since last Oct. all that has changed. I thought it was a law that the state had changed but noooo! it is actually a fed mandated thing. Now you are supposed to bring a birth cert, social security card, and proof of address.

I actually went online to make the appointment (NEVER go to the DMV without an appt!) and fill out the form. So I go in there today(they tell you to get there 15 early) I was actually 1/2 hr early. Walk in, the lady checks me in and I waited about 25 minutes. So when the examiner actually calls me up, Guess what? She doesn't ask for any of my documents! She just asks if I'm a citizen and is my address the same. What the fuck is the point of "preventing ID fraud/identity theft/heightened security" if they don't ask for documentation?

After I get my new pic taken I'm told to have a seat while the new license is being printed. So 1/2 hr later, the first lady who checked me in says, "you should have been finished a long time ago. Who waited on you?" So I told her. She goes to check, the first bitch never sent my info to print! So check-in lady told the other lady who was still there to do it since it was almost 5 pm and the other workers had already ran out of there like the place was on fire. So the other lady did it and it only took like 2 minutes.

I HATE the DMV. So my new pic makes me look homicidal. Can't imagine why. If you look at that picture long enough you will burst into flames! And you will probably deserve it. LOL

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Hell Is Spelled D-M-V

Because the government is comprised of a bunch of assholes, I can no longer renew my drivers' license by mail. Now I have to make a fucking appointment and go appear live and in person with the required documentation. Big, fucking pain in the ass. I shall bestow the Honour of my Presence upon the DMV this Friday.

Now I have to descend down to the Hall of Records to crack open the Vault and rummage around to find my birth cert and my social security card. In honour of my misserabe situation I present to you a little ditty by Primus: