Fuck me running. Seriously, fuck me fucking running! That fucking cunt Ronda Rousey beat Cat Zingano in 14 fucking seconds. What the actual fuck? 14 seconds? Are you kidding me? I could fucking last longer in the ring with the fucking bitch. Seriously. Let me bulk up by eating Krispy Kreme and some all you can eat buffets and put me in the damn ring. I swear to all that is holy that I could at least get out of the first fucking round. Ya know how? Make the bitch chase me around for 5 fucking minutes! Don't let her take me to to ground and grab my fucking arm! It's not rocket science! The bitch has like one fucking move! Oy fucking vay.
In better news, Holly Holm had her UFC debut tonight as the co-main event versus Raquel Pennington. It's too bad it had to be against Rocky as she is one of the female fighters who I like, but I like Holly Holm more. Anyhoo, from what I read and the short clips that I saw on the post fight show, it looked like one hell of a fight. At least it lasted all three rounds and both ladies really duked it out. Holm ended up coming out on top of a split decision.
And lastly, a *real* "Oh 4 Fuck's Sake": 50 Shades. I would never read something so ridiculous, but I had no idea just
how ridiculous and poorly written it actually was until I did my little google search earlier today and ran across
this. It really gets my Grammar Nazi dander up. I've read fanfics before where I was mentally correcting grammar and rewriting things to how they would be better. But, oy! That garbage really takes the cake! I can't believe that crap actually got published. Even worse is how many moronic women out there think that is something worth buying. Idiocracy is upon us! :/
