Goth Stripper

"Roxy" aka R from work got me thinking. She and Alex were trying to get me to do a routine for those ladies the other night (which was NOT happening) and of course I was refusing and throwing out excuses, one of them being that I'm waaaay too unearthly pale, so R threw out there, "So what? You can be goth!"  And ya know what?  I totally *would* be goth if I was to do it (for my own amusement, of course, and maybe for a certain Dutchman 😜).  I already have some leather stuff, I just need these https://goodgoth.com/patent-retro-combat-boots/  , a stripper pole, and some Marilyn Manson music.  ☺😈