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This story made me chorfle out loud. It sure did.

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No doubt you have probably heard the story about the stupid, Belgian bint who claims to have fallen asleep while having her face tattooed, and upon awakening from her restful slumber, was horrified and aghast to find that the artiste had taken artistic license (as artistes are wont to do), and had engraved her face with 56 stars instead of the mere 3 that she had requested.

First of all, I'd just like to say to Miss Thang, You are a fucking LIAR!!! Nobody "falls asleep" while having their face tattooed. You couldn't butch up and take responsibility for the stupid arsed decision to put 56 tattoos on your face when Daddy and Boyfriend made a stink about it, so you blamed the tattoo artist.

Secondly, all the Belgians I have ever met have been supreme aresholes, and you, Miss, are no exception.

"I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible."

That makes me LOL, it really does. You should be more embarrassed about that ensemble you have put together. You got dressed all by yourself there, luv? At least the tats are a merciful distraction. And dude, sexy? LOL Puh-lease! Try slapper.

The stupid slag is now suing Rouslan Toumaniantz, the tattoo artist, for £10,ooo after she had paid £55 (for tattoos that's quite the bargain) for "the graffiti that has ruined her life." Mr. Toumaniantz says she knew exactly what she wanted.

I ask you, Is this the face of a liar?

Is it just me, or do you also find his spectacles a bit distracting from the overall look he's trying to achieve there?

I think it's safe to assume that it's not MENSA on the line.