Look at me! I'm Peggy Lee!
It never ceases to amaze me. These newspeople are unsurpassed at getting people whipped up into a frenzy over nothing. Hurricane? Tropical Storm? Looks more like a wet fart to me!
Is that all there is? They've been hyping this shit for a week and it turned out to be nothing. I said it would be nothing. Go ahead and hate. I am unashamed of my armchair prognostications. I've lived in this state for long enough to have a feel for these things.
What a load of shit! People were in an utter panic! Hour-long waits for gas, grocery store shelves stripped bare. And why in fuck do people need to stock up on ginormous packs of toilet paper? A storm is not going to affect the world market in TP! Christ Almighty! You would think it was Armageddon the way people were carrying on. Publix is not going to cease to be because there was a fucking bit of wind!
Butch up, people.
Now don't get me wrong. I'm not saying to go unprepared. All that shit should be taken care of before hurricane season starts. And it's also a good idea to keep at least half a tank of gas in your car. That way you won't have to wait in line for hours because you choose to ride around on fumes.
Unfortunately, most of these assholes down here never learn.
Good night, kiddies.
Is that all there is? They've been hyping this shit for a week and it turned out to be nothing. I said it would be nothing. Go ahead and hate. I am unashamed of my armchair prognostications. I've lived in this state for long enough to have a feel for these things.
What a load of shit! People were in an utter panic! Hour-long waits for gas, grocery store shelves stripped bare. And why in fuck do people need to stock up on ginormous packs of toilet paper? A storm is not going to affect the world market in TP! Christ Almighty! You would think it was Armageddon the way people were carrying on. Publix is not going to cease to be because there was a fucking bit of wind!
Butch up, people.
Now don't get me wrong. I'm not saying to go unprepared. All that shit should be taken care of before hurricane season starts. And it's also a good idea to keep at least half a tank of gas in your car. That way you won't have to wait in line for hours because you choose to ride around on fumes.
Unfortunately, most of these assholes down here never learn.
Good night, kiddies.
posted by Xul at 11:39 PM
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