Game of Thorns

Dear Cupid,

You can take your arrows and stick them up your arse.

Thatisall.

xoxo,

Xul

Welkom!

Hello to all my Dutch peeps who are stopping by for Sinterklaas! For after all, Xul's Dark Light is the home for all your Sinterklaas, eye patch thong, and Poltergeist girl/Christy Lane needs!

Oh! While you're here...does anyone know where I might find Arekino? Maybe he's being extra-super bad so Piet will haul him off to Spain. Piet should bring him to me! I know just what to do with naughty boys like Arekino! But if he ever decided to be a very good boy, he'd get an extra special surprise!

Missing Arekino

Oh, Arekino! Where have you gone? Where, oh where could you be? Are you going to make me resort to drastic measures? You're going to make me do it, aren't you? Well, you've left me no choice then. Bad limericks it is!

Once upon a hot summer
Our favorite Dutchman did a runner
He's buggered off far away
And left us in dismay
And it's a total freakin' bummer!


There once was a man from Noord Brabant
To whom many emails have been sent
But alas, no reply!
Did he up and die?
Arekino, where the hell have you went?

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Too bad these guys don't do free concerts in the park!

The Next Big Thing

Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere, try this little exercise: come up with a band name, album title, and cover art using various websites. Here are the rules:

1 – Go to Wikipedia and hit random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 – Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 – Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 – Use Photoshop or similar (picnik.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together.
5 – Post it on your blog along with these instructions, and trackback or link to your post in these comments. Go. DO IT NOW. Or not.

For what it's worth, mine looks pretty badass. LA Urban Rangers. Looks like it could be trip hop like Portishead. And the title came from an Aldous Huxley quote: "Maybe this world is another planet's hell." Sounds like my kind of shizzle.

And Now We Dance