I don't just want to punch her in the face,...
...now I want to smash her face in with many palm strikes and elbows.
I watched the premiere of the latest The Ultimate Fighter show last night. The two coaches are Miesha Tate and Ronda Rousey for this series. The show started off with Rousey finding out that Tate was going to be the other coach instead of Cat Zingano because Zingano blew out her knee and was having surgery and would not be able to coach. Immediately, Rousey started throwing a tantrum like a spoiled child because she hates Tate. It was all so ridiculous. She needs to grow the hell up already because she doesn't look cool or tough when doing that. She just looks like what she is--an insufferable spoiled child throwing a tantrum when she isn't getting her way. All the more reason for me to dislike her.
It was a two hour long show and it seemed like every time you got to see five minutes of it there was a commercial break for another five minutes. It was getting on my nerves. Also, while Dana White was sitting with the two coaches to evaluate the fighters, Rousey was just sitting there pouting and not saying a thing. She's such a fucking cunt. I really wish Zingano didn't get injured because I think that she could at least have delivered a well deserved beating to Rousey. I just don't think Tate is very tough. She gets on my nerves, too, with her annoying "girly" personality.
All in all, it was not a very entertaining show. There were a few fighters that had potential. The female fighters were definitely more interesting than the males. For the most part, I didn't see many skilled fighters to keep my interests. I'm not sure if I'm going to watch much more of this series. They keep showing Rousey's childish antics in the promos and that is not something that would get me to tune in. It just makes me wish that I was 15 years younger because I'd like to beat her ass myself.
I watched the premiere of the latest The Ultimate Fighter show last night. The two coaches are Miesha Tate and Ronda Rousey for this series. The show started off with Rousey finding out that Tate was going to be the other coach instead of Cat Zingano because Zingano blew out her knee and was having surgery and would not be able to coach. Immediately, Rousey started throwing a tantrum like a spoiled child because she hates Tate. It was all so ridiculous. She needs to grow the hell up already because she doesn't look cool or tough when doing that. She just looks like what she is--an insufferable spoiled child throwing a tantrum when she isn't getting her way. All the more reason for me to dislike her.
It was a two hour long show and it seemed like every time you got to see five minutes of it there was a commercial break for another five minutes. It was getting on my nerves. Also, while Dana White was sitting with the two coaches to evaluate the fighters, Rousey was just sitting there pouting and not saying a thing. She's such a fucking cunt. I really wish Zingano didn't get injured because I think that she could at least have delivered a well deserved beating to Rousey. I just don't think Tate is very tough. She gets on my nerves, too, with her annoying "girly" personality.
All in all, it was not a very entertaining show. There were a few fighters that had potential. The female fighters were definitely more interesting than the males. For the most part, I didn't see many skilled fighters to keep my interests. I'm not sure if I'm going to watch much more of this series. They keep showing Rousey's childish antics in the promos and that is not something that would get me to tune in. It just makes me wish that I was 15 years younger because I'd like to beat her ass myself.
posted by Xul at 7:03 PM
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Immediately, Rousey started throwing a tantrum like a spoiled child because she hates Tate.
I assume it's all show though, right? Just to add some fake drama to the scene?
She's such a fucking cunt.
Well, loads of cunts do tend to fuck on a regular basis. ;P
I'm not sure if I'm going to watch much more of this series.
The free market at work. :) I guess you'll have more time to do other things?
I assume it's all show though, right? Just to add some fake drama to the scene?
Everyone assumes that, but I've seen Rousey act like that on several occasions that weren't for this show. She's just an asshole. Also, Tate was on a certain radio show and said the same thing as me--Rousey is just an insufferable asshole.
It's kinda like the one with Jon Jones and Chael Sonnen--Sonnen has this loudmouth persona but everyone knows it's mostly an act. He's kinda like the PT Barnum of MMA--he knows how to hype. On the show, the two guys acted professionally and got along. I know that these shows are heavily edited to portray a certain story or whatever, but in general, you can tell if someone is a douche for real or if it's manufactured for the show.
Well, loads of cunts do tend to fuck on a regular basis. ;P
:::groan:::
Hey, I had that dream about you again... ;P
You were just doing something on the computer and ignoring me so I had to devise a *distraction*. ;P
I guess you'll have more time to do other things?
The time slot will be open for me to watch something else. ;)
BTW, I *think* I sent you a mail. Check it, okay? :)
You were just doing something on the computer and ignoring me so I had to devise a *distraction*. ;P
I'm sure you were very distracting. :P
BTW, I *think* I sent you a mail. Check it, okay? :)
I checked it and you did indeed send me an email. I appreciate the compliment. And I hope you have an excellent day as well. :)
Must have taken you a while to find that card as most of them are pretty atrocious. It's like they're made by someone who played one to many games of sarcastaball. ;P
I'm sure you were very distracting. :P
I don't know how you are in real life when you are working on some programming stuff, but in these dreams, you don't want to take a break from it. Then it requires on my part an escalation in distraction techniques starting at level 1 and progressively working up to very advanced levels. ;D
One thing that does *not* work is putting you to sleep by rear naked choke. Then I have 85 kilos or so of dead weight to deal with and that is just a bit much. ;P
(I *might* be embellishing some of this like your nephew. ;P)
you did indeed send me an email
I was drinking a beer and trying to fend off Ma Nature and I couldn't remember if I put in all the correct email info. I guess there was a cookie for that since it's not the first one I sent to you.
most of them are pretty atrocious.
Oh, jeez, yes! *Atrocious* is the correct word for it. When someecards first started, it was mainly just *so wrong*. Now, most of them aren't even funny.
Are you having an excellent weekend so far? Any child wrangling?
putting you to sleep by rear naked choke
Naked? What...what exactly would you be choking me with then? :D ;P
Are you having an excellent weekend so far? Any child wrangling?
It's been fun so far. There was some child wrangling as the two youngest nephews stayed for a sleepover. Their parents went to a birthday party and nephew number one went to a friends' party on his own. He apparently came home at about 01:30 h (which I actually think is pretty late for an almost 16 year old). I'm just relaxing a bit now. My right ear hurts for some reason but it's tolerable. How's your weekend going?
Naked?
I'm assuming you're just being a smarty pants. The move is called a "rear naked choke". I don't know why.
It is applied from behind around the neck. I think the move you are thinking of is "choking the chicken". Totally different. ;P ;P ;P ;D ;D ;D
I have to run out to a eye doc appt for the old woman so I'll tell ya about that when I get back.
See ya later! :)
^^^ This is what happens when I write a comment in great haste. It should have said, "I don't know where the "naked" comes from in "rear naked choke". The "rear" and "choke" is pretty self explanatory. Maybe it's "naked" because it is done with bare arms and hands and not with a rope or clothing or something? IDK, I have no idea who comes up with these names.
So! In the dream, you were sitting at a computer desk in one of those office chairs on wheels doing your thing. Perfect setup for a choke. But then, what would I do with a 85 kilo bloke who is out cold?
I could wheel ya around as the floors appeared to be some sort of hardwood, but to where? So choking ya out to get ya away from the programming was right out.
Then I had to start with the smaller tactics...
...but you don't want to hear any of that. ;P (I will say that physically obstructing the computer screen worked. ;D )
Anyhoo, I am exhausted from the numerous doc appts that the old woman had to be chauffeured to this week and also from her being her usual ridiculous self especially where the eye glass appt is concerned.
She drove up there on Friday, but as she always screws around until late in the day before she gets around to actually leaving the house, by the time she got to the eye glass place the optometrist had left. Drove up there for nothing. She could have easily *called* there and asked if the doc would still be there and if she had time to do that plus get new lenses cut, but NOOOOO!!!! She thinks she knows everything. I got into a fight with her today about that. She is so ready to criticize everyone else and be condescending about how people think they know everything but she *never* applies that little gem of "wisdom" to herself. It's not like this is the first time in dealing with an eyeglass shop.
So we had to go up there again today. She had an appt for 3:30 but as today is Sunday, the place closes at 6pm instead of 9pm. Once again, she couldn't get the whole thing done today because she insisted on getting her eyes dilated and examined even though she has an appt with her ophthalmologist in a little over 2 weeks. Because of that, it was another 45 minutes wait because she had to wait for the eyes to dilate and then the doc was seeing another patient so we had to wait for her to finish there before she could complete my mother's exam.
So because of all the extra time waiting, the lens tech didn't have time to make the new lenses before the shop closed. My mother takes no responsibility, though. It's all the fault of the peeps at the shop. Now we have to go up there again on Tuesday because we have more fucking doc appts for tomorrow--one at 7am and another at 3:30. I'm soooooooo tired of going to fucking appointments!!!
Oh! And another thing that pisses me off-- the way she carries on that she 'can't seeeeeeee!!!' Of course she can't see. She insists on wearing her old fucking glasses after she's had fucking cataract surgery. The surgeon said her eyesight was 20/25 which is damn near perfect(and that diagnosis was a few days after the surgery so she wasn't all healed yet). She only needs some cheap reading glasses from the pharmacy to read with(what the surgeon said). But she has been carrying on like a damn spoiled child and complaining that she can't see, wearing glasses that don't work for her any more and getting headaches, and being an all-around pain in the ass. So today at the eye doc, the lady doc *confirmed* that her vision is nearly 20/20 in both eyes and only needs a +2.5 for reading. So $275 pissed out the window for new lenses in her *Versace* frames so she can act like a fucking diva. (She could have seen an optometrist through her primary care office for free but because she gets these delusions that the one at primary care is a fake doc and the one at the eyeglass shop is somehow better. They would have given her the same exam result and reading glasses for free, but she is too *special* for any old reading glasses that all the other people are getting. *She* is *special* and has to have *Versace* glasses, not some cheap glasses from the pharmacy. Millionaire tastes on a pensioner's income.
:::heavy sigh:::)
All that drama. All that annoyance. All that fucking money because she acts like a fucking drama queen child.
I mean seriously? WTF is up with that? If I had surgery and suddenly I couldn't see with my glasses but holy shit! when I take them off, I have damn near 20/20 vision? I certainly wouldn't be insisting on wearing my glasses anyway and then bitching when I get headaches. I *certainly* would *not* be spending a lot of money on what is essentially glorified reading glasses.
She is such a hard core personality disordered person that it is not even funny. It's so annoying and exhausting and crazy making that if you have never experienced a PD person then there's no way for anyone else to understand it.
Needless to say, I'm not having a good day or week. Or life. :(
what would I do with a 85 kilo bloke who is out cold?
Oh, I don't know. All sorts of *naughty* things, I suppose. Would be perfectly legal in a dream. ;P
I mean seriously? WTF is up with that?
It's pitiful, I'd say. Darned pitiful *harrumph*! :)
My mother is having some problems with her glasses as well. The little pads that rest on her nose are either too tight or just wrongly positioned as they "cut" into her skin. She went back to the glasses shop to have it fixed but the fix didn't work. Got any tips?
I watched both versions of The Evil Dead the other day and I'm not sure which one is the better. They both have good stuff that the other misses. I did prefer the ending in the 2013 version. Have you ever seen them? What do yo think?
The little pads that rest on her nose are either too tight or just wrongly positioned
Oh yes, I tend to have problems with those darned pads as well.
Got any tips?
I'm glad you asked! Of course I have tips! The Great Xul *always* has tips! ;P
It seems every time I get a new pair of glasses the pads are always positioned wrong for my face. I don't like the glasses to sit too far away from my face(I don't like a big gap between the bottom of the lenses and my cheeks when I look down)so I always end up bending the little metal pieces where the pads are attached wider apart and closer to the lenses. You take a chance in breaking them when you DIY, but at least it gets adjusted the way you like.
The Evil Dead Have you ever seen them?
I've seen bits and pieces of the original one. It was a bit too campy for me, but I guess that is part of the appeal. Most "cult classic" movies I didn't care for when I first saw them(like Monty Python Holy Grail, Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, etc)but they grew on me over time and now I see the appeal. IDK, I guess I'm not really a zombie genre person(although Shaun of the Dead is quite funny).
I had free HBO over the weekend. There wasn't much new to offer, though. I watched Life of Pi(over-rated), Dream House with Daniel Craig(meh, but Daniel Craig still has a cute butt ;P), and Taken 2 which I missed the first 1/2 hour(because I was watching Layer Cake again--more Daniel Craig butt ;P). Didn't matter much, the movie is all action and ass kicking and pretty straight forward as far as the plot is concerned. It's just that the 'unlimited bullets shot from a pistol without changing magazines' is very annoying. I give it a 'meh' also. The first one was better.
Hey, are you still up for writing that critique of Prometheus? That was on again and made me think of you saying that you had opinions on it. I'm interested in what you think. :)
I was watching Layer Cake again
That movie is goood. Definitely worth a re-watch.
are you still up for writing that critique of Prometheus?
A critique? Honestly, I haven't figured that movie out yet. Maybe there's nothing to figure out. :)
I played some Settlers today. Turns out I haven't played that game since 2010. Took me a while to get back into it.
BTW thanks for the tip. ;)
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