So Wrong Yet So Hilarious

I do not seek these stories out. They just find me. Or rather, others find them and pass them along to me with the obligatory question, "WTF is it with the Dutch?"

The uncreative will never understand such artistic genius.

Isn't it funny that I watched a whole marathon of American Stuffers over the weekend and now this? Somehow I find making kitty into a 'copter less disturbing than just freeze drying him and displaying him on a coffee table. I did reassure my dog that I would not get him freeze dried when he eventually carks it.

I had a little conversation about the subject with my mother. Maybe it would be a happy medium for her instead of a traditional burial or cremation? Perhaps the taxidermist would expand his services to include freeze drying people? It was all in jest but she failed to see the humor in it. LOL "Just think," I said. "They take out your organs and brain so those bits won't be rotting and reeking and then they freeze dry the rest. It's almost like mummification. Then you won't have to worry about your body liquefying and putrifying into a big ol' mess inside the casket!" LOLOL The disapproval was a thing to behold! You'd think she'd be used to my sense of humor by now.

Could you imagine freeze drying my mother and then making her into a helicopter? What a weapon of terror that would be! Brrrrr!!!!! I'm probably going to give myself nightmares!