Zombie Apocalypse
Are you prepared?
According to the chart, I am VERY well prepared! Mua-hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!
I had been snarking all week that it stands to reason that the zombie apocalypse would start in Florida since a very large part of the population of Haiti now resides here. After all, that's where all this zombie business started. Real zombies, the chemically induced kind not the undead kind, originated in Haiti. If I recall correctly, the neurotoxin from the puffer fish is administered to make a zombie. And if I also recall correctly, one can get nearly the same effect from a poisonous shrub related to the Angel's Trumpet plant which can be grown in Florida.
Now comes this story. Voodoo is being blamed. Yep. Uh-huh. Voodoo. Can I call it or what? LOL
And in related news, more cannibalism to be found up in Maryland.
Oh! Just found this one! The zombie apocalypse...it's on!
So be careful out there folks. Lot's of crazy-assed people to contend with. If you aren't attacked by zombiefied cannibals then there's still lot's of walking biohazards out there according to the CDC. I recommend a haz-mat suit and some heavy artillery. Soooo...
...Nighty-night. Sleep tight. And don't let the zombies bite!
According to the chart, I am VERY well prepared! Mua-hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!I had been snarking all week that it stands to reason that the zombie apocalypse would start in Florida since a very large part of the population of Haiti now resides here. After all, that's where all this zombie business started. Real zombies, the chemically induced kind not the undead kind, originated in Haiti. If I recall correctly, the neurotoxin from the puffer fish is administered to make a zombie. And if I also recall correctly, one can get nearly the same effect from a poisonous shrub related to the Angel's Trumpet plant which can be grown in Florida.
Now comes this story. Voodoo is being blamed. Yep. Uh-huh. Voodoo. Can I call it or what? LOL
And in related news, more cannibalism to be found up in Maryland.
Oh! Just found this one! The zombie apocalypse...it's on!
So be careful out there folks. Lot's of crazy-assed people to contend with. If you aren't attacked by zombiefied cannibals then there's still lot's of walking biohazards out there according to the CDC. I recommend a haz-mat suit and some heavy artillery. Soooo...
...Nighty-night. Sleep tight. And don't let the zombies bite!
posted by Xul at 9:53 PM
8 Comments:
Wow, it's starting to look a little creepy on the east coast.
I wonder why the police haven't yet said what kind of drugs were involved. Could it be something experimental? Or maybe some evil SOB is feeding people dangerous drugs on purpose just to watch them suffer?
The Brugmansia (part of the Nightshade family) poison may be a candidate but according to wikipedia "In 1994, 112 teenagers were admitted to hospitals from ingesting Brugmansia in Florida alone." which doesn't seem to have led to any face eating. There was apparently a case of penis and tongue self-amputation.
Rudy Eugene tried to wean himself off weed so maybe he fell off the wagon and somebody gave him a joint laced with Angel's Trumpet.
It looks like something being called "bath salts" is probably going to be to blame. There are a few drug concoctions being sold at quickie marts being looked at. Just recently one of the local municipalities banned something labeled "incense" that was being sold as imitation marijuana. Several kids got sick or died from it. So the authorities ordered the "bath salts" stop being sold.
From what I've heard, the bath salts have an effect something like PCP or ketamine so it would stand to reason that is probably what these people got a hold of, maybe not the guy in Maryland though, he sounded like a straight-up whack job.
It was also reported this morning that Rudy Eugene had 7 arrests for assault and drug possession, so it seems that taking whatever he took just enhanced his already violent tendencies. Marijuana from what I've seen, makes people mellow, not violent. And also from what I've seen, people start out using marijuana but it doesn't do it for them so they seek out stronger highs. I've rarely ever heard of drug users sticking strictly to marijuana.
It never ceases to amaze me what people will take to get high. People take chances on shit that they don't even know what it is or what it will do.
I have really no personal experience with drugs. I've only known a couple of people who use any (well, besides the old favourites alcohol and nicotine).
I do sometimes joke about wanting to quit my dirty habit of "shooting up" insulin. I mean it's not like it gets me high :)
I don't have any experience with drugs either beside alcohol, of course, and even then I don't care for being drunk. My only real addiction, if you want to call it that, is tea and caffeine.
I wish you didn't have to shoot up insulin. That must suck. But the alternative would suck worse.
So how's things on the other side of the pond? No cases of zombies yet? I guess it's just the eastern seaboard. Are you prepared just in case? ;)
No cases of zombies yet?
Not that I've noticed. Oh, wait, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG3kjh0Awp0
It's a comedy, in case you were wondering...
Are you prepared just in case? ;)
You mean, are we armed to the teeth? Nope. I'm not quite sure how we would handle a zombie invasion.
Maybe we'd just find a cure?
Sorry, screwed up that link. NSFW !!!
Yeah, linky no worky. But I can haz cut and paste! LOL Where did you find that?
I'm not quite sure how we would handle a zombie invasion. Get all your food and supplies, everyone get upstairs then knock the stairs down. Most real zombies won't be able to figure out how to get to you! Luckily for me, I live in Florida and we have hurricane shutters to keep out hurricanes and they would probably work pretty well for zombies, too.
I was thinking about this subject; what would be really good for zombie encounters would be one of those chain mail suits that scuba divers use when diving with sharks. If a shark can't bite through it, neither could a zombie. Then some sort of mask to keep the infected zombie blood and gore away from your face so you don't get contaminated. Bladed weapons are also preferable since you don't have to worry about running out of ammo or reloading but it makes the job kinda messy. :P
BTW, Arekino, are those guys something like the Kids in the Hall? Now I'm going to be walking around all day going, "homo!" LOL That was funny and reminded me of something that I'm going to post about!
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