Got Dick?
So I go out to get the mail today and what do I see? Well, at first I was like, "What the hell is that?" Then I realized that it was my spotted dick!
And after only five months since I won it! It seems Weasel Time is a lot slower than Mexican Minutes.
Anyway, the prize was the spotted dick but the real prize was the hand drawn weasel pic.
The weasel pic is probably going to get framed. Too bad it got a bit bent and smudged in its cross-ocean transit. I'm just surprised it all got here in one piece.
Not much happening around here other than getting my dick. The Euro 2012 games are really pissing me off big time. The teams that I am rooting for are not winning. Even wearing my orange and KNVB kit is not helping. It looks like Spain is going to end up in the final. They are looking way better than the other teams. Oh well, so much for all of that!
The only other thing is I've managed to get to day 13 of my exercise regimen. Woo-hoo! I can once again do a high side kick without pulling a groin muscle. Soon I'll be able to do the flying front kick a la Bruce Lee.
So, anything interesting going on with any of you out there?
And after only five months since I won it! It seems Weasel Time is a lot slower than Mexican Minutes.
Anyway, the prize was the spotted dick but the real prize was the hand drawn weasel pic.
The weasel pic is probably going to get framed. Too bad it got a bit bent and smudged in its cross-ocean transit. I'm just surprised it all got here in one piece.
Not much happening around here other than getting my dick. The Euro 2012 games are really pissing me off big time. The teams that I am rooting for are not winning. Even wearing my orange and KNVB kit is not helping. It looks like Spain is going to end up in the final. They are looking way better than the other teams. Oh well, so much for all of that!
The only other thing is I've managed to get to day 13 of my exercise regimen. Woo-hoo! I can once again do a high side kick without pulling a groin muscle. Soon I'll be able to do the flying front kick a la Bruce Lee.
So, anything interesting going on with any of you out there?
posted by Xul at 10:21 PM
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Hey, look who's the the proud owner of a spotted dick. Are you planning on eating that fella? The drawing is nice too. You won that in an online contest, right?
wearing my orange and KNVB kit
Thanks for the support! It may not be much of a game tonight but I'm still gonna keep my hopes up. The Dutch have to win from the Portuguese by a margin of 2 points. It will be a damn miracle if they do it.
Soon I'll be able to do the flying front kick a la Bruce Lee.
And then you just need someone for target practice. Maybe you can give chuck Norris a call? :)
anything interesting going on with any of you out there?
Well, it's father´s day today but we're not doing much about that except eat some pie with extra whipped cream. The weather still sucks. I've been watching some old Starsky & Hutch episodes but I'm not really getting into it.
The dick is actually in a twin pack so it's sorta two for the price of one. I'll probably end up eating them. I won them in a Dead Pool. I picked Etta James for the win. As she'd sing, "At laaaaaast, my di-i-ick has come along..." LOL (Bad Xul!)
The Dutch have to win from the Portuguese by a margin of 2 points. It will be a damn miracle if they do it. Yeah, I don't see it happening. And I probably won't see it happening since the old woman wants to take her car in for some maintainance and is insisting that I go along.
It's Father's day over here as well. I sent my dad a card and he called a couple days ago to thank me but I put off calling him back. I guess I'll have to call him today.
Starsky & hutch, huh? I haven't watched that since I was a little kid! Ah well, I guess I'll go off and nom on some pannekoeken. What kind of pie are you having?
Well, they lost. Somewhat as expected. Life goes on.
What kind of pie are you having?
Just plain old apple pie. Not home-made this time.
As my sister has a job (gues what she does) she doesn't always have the time to bring her 2 youngest kids to school. So this is something my father usually does but as it happens he's got a fairly serious cold. Now I get to bring the kids to school. It's a little strange standing there among all the parents but not too bad. I just hope it won't be raining too hard.
Well, my mother didn't take the car for maintainence so I got to watch the whole horror show of a game. At least they managed a goal. I thought for a moment that maybe they found their balls and might just start to act like men but alas, no dice. Very, very, very disappointing.
I decided to follow your lead and had some pie as well--pumpkin--also the store bought kind.
Is your sis doing the same work as before?
I miss having my friend K's kids around. They called me auntie even though there was no familial relation. Younger kids are fun to have around sometimes.
You could always mess with the other parents and tell them you are a recently retired assassin! I'm sure that would go over *really well* ;)
Is your sis doing the same work as before?
Did I tell you about that already? I can't remember... :/ Anyway, she's doing something similar. She works for an American company now actually.
Younger kids are fun to have around sometimes.
Yeah... They're best experienced in short bursts :)
a recently retired assassin!
Some ninja powers would be handy sometimes. If only I could make myself invisible. Hmm, that's actually a harlequin power as well. I should be able to do that. ;)
Okay Opa, don't get senile on me! The last time you told me about your sis was when she had the p/t job at the eye-tie place. So same industry? Is it a full time position now?
They're best experienced in short bursts :) And the best part is knowing that you can give them back after you've had enough! :P
Some ninja powers would be handy sometimes. If only I could make myself invisible. You should go see about the Steven Seagal thing. Maybe they could hook ya up? At least get ya an invisibility cloak or something.
that's actually a harlequin power as well. See? Harlequin is one of the best characters on Assassins Creed. Harlequins make great ninjas! Oh, BTW I found a couple "tangible evidence" pics, not exactly the ones I was looking for but at least some showing off some skillz and wearing a rank belt. I can send them along if you like.
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