Bear with me...
...because I am eccentric and some things that amuse me immensely might not be your cup of tea. I wasn't going to do a review of the last episode of OUAT because it really wasn't that interesting to me, but sometimes when I listen to the Sirius I hear songs that are fitting to some of the episodes.
For example: Regina usually looks impeccable with not a hair out of place, but the last couple episodes the hair and makeup peeps have not been doing their jobs as her hair has been looking less than perfect. And it *really* looked bad this last episode. It was very flat and lacking body and bounce on the top, especially at the beginning of the episode. Then when she took Emma for her "magic lesson" at the Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Bridge, the updrafts from the gorge suddenly made her hair go all
and show off all that wonderful layering and texture. And for some reason when I heard this song:
it kinda made me think of that scene. I don't know why, I guess latent Wayne's World memories.
And then this
made me think of the character who not only has "Hungry Eyes" but now Cursed Lips. LOL
Aaaanyway...
This:
grimmoire pic looked kinda familiar to me. So I rummaged around to find my old magic book and lo and behold! The drawing on the left looks very similar to an actual magic circle for conjuring! And the characters in the pic on the right look like some letters from one of the secret alphabets in Francis Barrett's "The Magus". Regina, the silly goose, told Emma that it was Elvish. And since Emma's Superpower only works like 5% of the time, she didn't detect that lie. She just looked very confused like when young people encounter cursive writing, so Regina decided to save herself the headache and just took them out to the rickety rope bridge where Emma kinda succeeded in doing magic in her own kinda effed up way. Then Regina delivered the line that could also speak for all us fans in regard to the series:
“I’m not angry at you for not listening, I’m angry because you have so much potential in you that’s gone to waste.”
Word.
Also one little thing: I don't do any of that shipping nonsense so I don't enter into watching the episodes with any confirmation bias, but this last episode I would almost swear that they are going for SwanQueen as endgame and I was kinda like WTF? Are they *really* going there? Some things just looked more than coincidence or for the purpose of riling up the shippers. ::shrugs::
For example: Regina usually looks impeccable with not a hair out of place, but the last couple episodes the hair and makeup peeps have not been doing their jobs as her hair has been looking less than perfect. And it *really* looked bad this last episode. It was very flat and lacking body and bounce on the top, especially at the beginning of the episode. Then when she took Emma for her "magic lesson" at the Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Bridge, the updrafts from the gorge suddenly made her hair go all
and show off all that wonderful layering and texture. And for some reason when I heard this song:
it kinda made me think of that scene. I don't know why, I guess latent Wayne's World memories.
And then this
made me think of the character who not only has "Hungry Eyes" but now Cursed Lips. LOL
Aaaanyway...
This:
grimmoire pic looked kinda familiar to me. So I rummaged around to find my old magic book and lo and behold! The drawing on the left looks very similar to an actual magic circle for conjuring! And the characters in the pic on the right look like some letters from one of the secret alphabets in Francis Barrett's "The Magus". Regina, the silly goose, told Emma that it was Elvish. And since Emma's Superpower only works like 5% of the time, she didn't detect that lie. She just looked very confused like when young people encounter cursive writing, so Regina decided to save herself the headache and just took them out to the rickety rope bridge where Emma kinda succeeded in doing magic in her own kinda effed up way. Then Regina delivered the line that could also speak for all us fans in regard to the series:
“I’m not angry at you for not listening, I’m angry because you have so much potential in you that’s gone to waste.”
Word.
Also one little thing: I don't do any of that shipping nonsense so I don't enter into watching the episodes with any confirmation bias, but this last episode I would almost swear that they are going for SwanQueen as endgame and I was kinda like WTF? Are they *really* going there? Some things just looked more than coincidence or for the purpose of riling up the shippers. ::shrugs::
posted by Xul at 11:37 PM
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And then this
There's just not enough Alice Cooper in OUAT. ;P
grimmoire pic
Looks very similar to the kaballah tree of life symbol.
“I’m not angry at you for not listening, I’m angry because you have so much potential in you that’s gone to waste.”
There's a chiding in there for any of us, I guess.
Are they *really* going there?
Maybe the writers are big teases? Although I suppose Henry wouldn't have a problem with it. ;P
There's just not enough Alice Cooper in OUAT. ;P
Yep. :)
They should have him guest star.
Looks very similar to the kaballah tree of life symbol.
Most magical symbols and/or practices come from Solomon, Kabbalah, or Talmud. That's why I immediately recognized them as my reference books go on at length about it. And that one pic definitely has the symbol for Taurus. I'd recognize that anywhere. ;P
I've never studied Kabbalah, but since the creators of OUAT are Jews, it doesn't surprise me that they would put that in there.
Maybe the writers are big teases?
Yes, they like messing with the fandom.
Although I suppose Henry wouldn't have a problem with it. ;P
I think he'd be cool with it. It would likely make Snow's head explode, so there's an added bonus for Regina. ;P
Soooooo my favorite lupine Dutchman, what has been keeping you busy? Still child wranglin'? What about that social worker dude? Has he made any more unreasonable demands?
What about Easter? Getting any chocolate eggs or Peeps? ;P
They should have him guest star.
But as which character?
what has been keeping you busy?
Not much, really. Video-gaming. Reading, I bought a scifi novel "Leviathan Wakes". Some babysitting, yesterday evening.
I haven't done a lot of studying lately. It seems rather pointless.
What about that social worker dude?
I haven't heard from him. Maybe he and his colleagues have to have a meeting about me first. That could take a while, you know, civil servants. ;P
What about Easter?
Were not the religious type but my mother likes to do stuff during Easter. Stuff that's not particularly Easterly. Like organize "gezellige" card games for us three.
Getting any chocolate eggs or Peeps?
I think it was Majin Buu who could turn peeps into chocolate. Not a bad power to have. We'll probably have some real eggs to eat during lunch. And maybe something extra with our tea.
And what are your Easter plans?
But as which character?
Hmm, since they broke with strictly fairy tale characters by having Dr. Frankenstein, maybe he could play Dracula? Not very original, but well known.
I bought a scifi novel "Leviathan Wakes".
Have you ever read The Night Circus?
I haven't heard from him.
That's good. No news is good news in this case. ;P
Like organize "gezellige" card games for us three.
I don't know how to play any card games, or chess for that matter. My old peeps didn't interact with me like that and I had no peers to play with outside of school(who were interested in those things).
Majin Buu who could turn peeps into chocolate
Dragon Ball Z? Huh. That sounds like an excellent power to have, though. ;P
And what are your Easter plans?
Well, if I don't have a damn heart attack from arguing with QoH the fucking cunt bitch hoarder stupid ass piece of shit, IDK. Damn bitch always with her nasty attitude just called me "genius" again(her big insult) and then called me a dummy and "you're just like your father". Well, if that was the case, I'd beat her ass. I really am about "this close" to doing it, too. Jail would be a nice vacation away from her nasty ass. She can go fuck herself. I told her as much. Several times. Fucking bitch. Stupidest NPD/OCPD annoying asshole I've ever seen and I have the misfortune of having such POS's as parents. I wish she'd FOAD already.
Hooo boy. I think my heart is going to beat out of my chest. Nice start to a holiday. And then that hypocritical bitch will watch her stupid religious programs and spew her venom. What a life.
^Sorry for going psycho mid-comment, but QoH has a special knack for riling me up. It's amazing how she can push my buttons and then a while later act as if nothing happened and go about her business like she never started anything with me.
maybe he could play Dracula?
Hm, seems a bit too obvious. Also, I don't know how good of an actor Mr. Cooper is but that would be a big role. Maybe a cameo part as a dark elf would be more fitting?
Have you ever read The Night Circus?
NO. It's been a while since I read any fantasy. Is this a book you really like?
Sorry for going psycho mid-comment,
You didn't go psycho, you just got angry. I got angry myself as well during dinner today. Squashed a boiled egg in the process.
So, ehm, what are your Easter plans? ;P
NO.
Okay then.
Is this a book you really like?
I had never heard of it until a couple nights ago. Someone mentioned it in a story. Like I said, I had never heard of it before and looked it up. I was just wondering if it was worth reading.
I got angry myself as well during dinner today. Squashed a boiled egg in the process.
Cool. What provoked that?
I should have known yesterday would not have been a good day. I had a dream with my evil paternal grandmother in it. I only ever remember her from meeting her once when I was a teenager. All the other times I was a baby and too young to remember her. She has been dead for more than 15 years. IDK why I dreamed of her.
QoH is being nasty again today. Well, that is her usual state of being.
Yesterday, I only got 6 hours of sleep because that damn dream woke me up and then I couldn't get back to sleep. I guess my body tried to make up for it today. I went to bed last night 2 hours earlier than normal and then woke up around 10:30am. I still felt tired and just planned to lay there for a bit but fell asleep again. When I finally woke up, it was nearly 1:30pm! :O
And I remember having a strange dream about very large lemons. :/
After going to the bathroom to brush my teeth and use the toilet, I went downstairs, made my cup of tea, and then went back to my room to watch a program. QoH followed me back and stood in the doorway for 50 minutes doing a monologue on a topic that I have no interest in, effectively making me miss my program as she talked over the whole thing.
She then went downstairs to rant at the TV. A while later she bellowed for me to come put a pot away. A minute after I returned to my room, she bellowed again for me to go get some eggs from the fridge in the basement. I'm basically the gofer around here. I screamed at her that I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME because she will keep yelling until I come. She thinks that when she calls, I'm just supposed to appear instantly as if by magic, not that I'm going to take a few moments to actually get up, slip my shoes on, and make my way downstairs.
That led to another verbal altercation. I was "internalizing" again, as she always likes to put it. For someone who thinks psychology is all nonsense, she sure likes to use that psychology terminology. I told her that she always projects. ;P
She does not have the ability it seems to ever do any self analysis. It's never her. It's always some external thing(usually me) that is responsible for all problems, real or imagined.
So, ehm, what are your Easter plans? ;P
Hide in my room until OUAT comes on. ;P
Luckily for me, I found an old VHS tape that isn't screwed up so I can record the episode(the other tape I was using is full). I have been recording episodes since last season, mainly because QoH takes special delight in doing her monologues while I'm trying to watch OUAT. This way, I won't miss anything and if the episode is good, I can watch it again.
Of course, all that is just part of my low level OCD. ;P I get interested in a series and record it. Then keep the recordings a while(a few years)and then something else will come along and then I'll record over the old show. ;D
I did that with Babylon 5. I have a whole bunch of tapes with the whole series recorded, but never watched them again. They're still in a storage bin. ::shrugs::
LOL QoH is making boiled eggs. Maybe I'll get an opportunity to squash one! ;P
Round 2
So the bitch comes up to my room to tell me about some nonsense that she is watching on RT about the "no tolerance" policy in schools and how they give tickets for chewing gum, running in the halls, talking back, etc. So stupid me says that that is nothing new. They did that whole ticket nonsense in my school over 20 years ago for kids who chewed gum. Then QoH throws a fit about me not telling her. RAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! OMG! like I'd mention something so inconsequential that didn't even effect me. I never chewed gum, so who cares? It was done to curb the problem. QoH is screaming at me that IT"S WRONG!!!!!!! And IIRC, she was too involved with her BF ATT(while still married to my father)to care about anything else. OMFingG, it then turns into another screaming match. It's really so fucking ridiculous. So who do you think is starting shit? Me or QoH? I was sitting here minding my own business.
So she's screaming and flailing her arms around and leaning over me while I'm lying down and I'd had just about enough of it, so I stood up and told her to get out of my room. At that she moves as fast as she can to block the doorway and puts her hands out to grab the door frame so I can't push her out, so I just push past her and go downstairs. Doesn't that speak volumes? The fact that she is trying to trap me in a confined space so she can continue to argue? And what does it say about me that I don't want to engage and try to get away from her? Well, it obviously says that I'm internalizing and that I have issues and also that I'm EVIL! /sarc Fuck me running! She actually called me evil several times just now!
The bitch followed me downstairs, still spewing venom, and tried to block me in the kitchen by using the same tactic of standing in the doorway blocking my exit. I just squeezed my way past her again and she kept following me. I forget what the hell she was yelling and accusing me of, but she was trying to act like she is so tough and going to physically bully me. That is laughable and ridiculous on so many levels. At that point, I was just taken with the absurdity of it all and told her to "make me" and I just stood there, face to face with her, waiting for her to make me. I called her bluff because she is so full of shit, she couldn't "make" anybody. So I turned and walked away and went back to my room.
I think she hit me in my back when I was trying to escape from the kitchen. Total weak sauce. If that's the best she can do, she should quit while she's ahead. I think she backed down when I told her to "make me" because she probably sensed that if she did hit me that it was not going to end well for her, I was at my limit, I think if she laid a hand on me I was about to go Cris Cyborg on her ass.
Ya know, for someone who is always accusing me of acting "just like my father", she sure uses his tactics. He used to do the same shit with her, follow her around arguing, get in her face, and try to trap her in rooms and then dare her to touch him and if she did, knock the shit out of her.
So I ask again, who is the one with the mental problem here?
Okay then.
Oh, dear. That O in NO was supposed to be lower case. I didn't mean to shout. :)
What provoked that?
Well, my dad had opened the salt shaker to wide and so I ended up with too much salt on my fries. I got angry because 1. he typically forgot about other people, who might want to use the salt 2. he denied having used the salt shaker. 3. I hate it when people mess with my food.
IDK why I dreamed of her.
Maybe you visited her during Easter?
QoH followed me back and stood in the doorway for 50 minutes
Wasn't there the option to close and lock your door? Why aren't you more selfish???
Maybe I'll get an opportunity to squash one! ;P
Just make sure the shell is still on and let your most immature side take over. ;P
She actually called me evil several times just now!
She's a very strange person.
who is the one with the mental problem here?
Well, that's obvious.
Maybe you visited her during Easter?
I don't think so. She and QoH hated each other. Can't imagine why. ;P
Wasn't there the option to close and lock your door?
Sure, but I had just got up. Too early for thinking about all of that. And she acts like a lunatic whenever I lock it. I usually end up locking it when she starts acting like a lunatic. Hell, I should just keep it locked at all times. ;P
Why aren't you more selfish???
According to her, I'm the most selfish person who ever lived. I don't understand how I could be more so. ;P
Anyhoo, OUAT was AWESOME last night! (It was a Jane Espenson ep, go figure. ;P) I'll tell more later. Have a doc appt to take QoH to. :/
I'll tell more later.
Okay, I'll jut wait for that then.
Have a doc appt to take QoH to. :/
Ah, that. See ya on the other side. ;)
Seriously, there were a lot of spoilers, so I'll just say:
The WW is batshit insane.
Regina wears very distracting clothing. Like *really* distracting. ;P
Being dead has not mellowed Cora.
Ghost Cora was pretty hot.
Regina *could* get a job as a ghost buster if she wanted to.
Emma was doing magic and using it to mess with Hook...which was totally awesome. ;P
WW is batshit, like I said, and also a creeper and did some stuff that would *totally* piss of Belle if she knew.
Belle got some balls and told off Regina over being locked in her castle and in an asylum for 28 years and being Lacey. (Yeah, you waited a year to do this, but better late than never, right?)
Regina *did NOT* fireball her, but was like, 'Yeah, you're right, that was kinda douchey of me.'
The WW is batshit and intends to do something that will end 4 main characters.
I hope Emma and Regina manage to stop her, because in the preview for next week's ep, the WW intends to fuck with the wrong person. I don't think that will end well.
I have a feeling that someone else is going to die this season. :/
Just Jane Espenson needs to write for this series. :)
So how goes it with my favorite Arekino?
The WW is batshit insane.
It seems a lot of characters in that show have bats in their belfry. :P
Regina wears very distracting clothing. Like *really* distracting.
Well, that gives a straight man like me something to look forward to. ;P
Ghost Cora was pretty hot.
...Okay. Why do you mention that?
I have a feeling that someone else is going to die this season.
My guess is the one who is batshit insane. :)
So how goes it with my favorite Arekino?
I'm recovering from another cold but I'm okay otherwise. I've finished watching "The Killing" and I'm now moving on to "Wired". The weather is rather nice. I've been shopping a bit. Bought myself a bag of large medjool dates, some drop, eucalyptus honey and cashew paste.
My youngest nephew went to visit his new school yesterday. Apparently he liked it but we'll see what happens after (pentecost?) holiday, about 3 weeks from now.
And what's up in your life, dear Xul?
Well, that gives a straight man like me something to look forward to. ;P
Yeah, I know how you like boobs. ;P
I still haven't quite figured out if it was a bra, a cami, or a frilly slip under there.
...Okay. Why do you mention that?
Pun. ;P
My guess is the one who is batshit insane. :)
I think someone else is going to get killed in the process as well. :/
I'm recovering from another cold
Noooooo!!!!! You need an immune system boost. :/
a bag of large medjool dates
Those are yummy.
eucalyptus honey
Raw or pasteurized?
(pentecost?) holiday
Wow, that's a holiday for you lot?
And what's up in your life, dear Xul?
Ma Nature is here for her visit. At least she is getting on with it. I haven't had much trouble this time around. I lost a couple pounds putting me under 120. I'm wondering if that is a factor. It seems like when I weigh less I have fewer problems in that area. It's just weird because it's not like I'm some beached whale. Being 118lbs from 120lbs doesn't seems like it would matter much. IDK, it's a mystery.
Other than that, it's pretty boring. Had a good laugh at the acu doc's with her telling us about her young son at Easter Mass. Seems he didn't like all those Catholic rituals and he said the lady giving the communion was from hell. LOL The kid is 5 y/o. Out of the mouth of babes as they say. LOL
Just watching some tv, reading, avoiding QoH, and waiting for Ma Nature to leave. Ya know, it's weird with that. With getting older, I get *really* horny at this time. It's not like it's anything sexy. I guess my hormones are going wonky. :/
I know how you like boob
I don't think you do. I'm actually not that much of a boob man. And I'm not a fan of huge breasts at all.
Raw or pasteurized?
Raw, I think. "koud geslingerd"
Wow, that's a holiday for you lot?
Not for everyone, just the kids who are in school. They get 2 weeks off. Everyone else just gets a day, like with Easter.
it's not like I'm some beached whale.
But you'd make a good mermaid. ;)
Out of the mouth of babes as they say.
You know this particular lady from hell?
I get *really* horny at this time
You know, there are times that I wish I was nearer to you. ;P
It's not like it's anything sexy.
:(
It's almost Kings' Day over here. It's good weather for it. Maybe I'll go look for bargains in the park this year.
And I'm not a fan of huge breasts at all.
Me either. I wouldn't want huge ones. Sooooo, wha' d'ya like then? Like B or C cups? I'm sure if some nice young lady wanted you to cop a feel you wouldn't turn her down. ;P
I'm stopping now. Obviously the hormones are controlling my brain. ;P
But you'd make a good mermaid. ;)
Probably not. In spite of being a Native Floridian, I don't swim very well. :/
You know this particular lady from hell?
No, but I've heard lots of Catholic stories. I can well imagine. It was funny though, he was complaining about being wet from getting sprinkled with holy water, the communion wafer tasted horrible, they served wine instead of grape juice so he couldn't have any, and then the lady from hell. LOL I'm surprised he didn't complain about all the kneeling and repeating stuff during the service. LOL
You know, there are times that I wish I was nearer to you. ;P
Oh, yeah, me too! ;D (She said with a wicked grin.) Are you sure you could handle that? I mean, I'm a hand full on normal days, even more so when hopped up on hormones. ;P
It's good weather for it. Maybe I'll go look for bargains in the park this year.
That sounds like fun. It's nice weather here, too. A little hot but it's sunny and not too humid. It's always a good time for a bargain, though. Go haggle them vendors! :)
Aaahhhh, another eventful day...QoH got physical with me again. Looks like she had a need to assert her "authority" and "control". Heh. All it proves is that she is a very sick person. She is the one who puts her hands on me. Seems her "go to" move is to reach for my throat and try to choke me(which she tried numerous times). Then when I try to avoid her and walk away she grabs me by the shirt and puts me in a reverse bear hug. I'm not sure what she is trying to accomplish with that. Then after that, it kinda turned into a retarded Judo/wrestling competition where we're grabbing and holding each others wrists. I wasn't really trying hard to do anything, just trying to play keep-away. It was so ridiculous that I started laughing in the middle of it. She tried several more times to grab my throat which I just kept blocking her hand away, although she did grab it a couple times(weak sauce, though). Then a face to face stare down with her screaming insults in my face. I was going to go back to my room, but then she ordered me to go to my room. LOL I'm going to be 'you know how old' in 13 days, and I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've been told to go to my room. Therefore, I absolutely was not going to go. I just stood there while she verbally abused me.
I got accused of "not being a Christian" and then called "a little demon" about 75 times as she just kept saying it over and over like a broken record(Note how she always uses a diminutive to try to diminish me or degrade me) and then called me a "piece of shit" and a few other things I don't recall. Because everyone knows that "good Christians" get into fights and say those things to their daughter.
Anyway, she managed to put a big scratch on my throat where it meets my shoulder and several scratches on my chest between my boobs, but closer to the right boob, and a couple scratches on the left side of my stomach. I got several pics to document it. I was so mad I almost sent them to you, Arekino, in an email, but then I thought better of it. If you ever get to see my boobs, I don't want them to be all scratched up. ;P
Ya know, I can't even remember what started the bullshit. I'm drawing a complete blank. :/
So much fun living with someone who is obviously mentally ill. NOT!
Ya know something, it's the same shit she used to pull with my father and then try to demonize him like it was all him and she was the innocent party. The only difference is I'm not game like he was. I try to get away. She's the one who tries to escalate things.
Like B or C cups?
I don't really know what those units represent. How large is a B or C cup? I guess I like average sized breasts.
I don't swim very well.
Meh, as long as you can stop yourself from drowning.
Are you sure you could handle that?
Hm, maybe in small doses? ;P
her "go to" move is to reach for my throat and try to choke me
Geesh, I'd be afraid to go to sleep with someone like that in he house. :/
I got accused of "not being a Christian"
Why? Were you having a discussion about religion?
I got several pics to document it.
Are you waiting for something worse to happen?
She's the one who tries to escalate things.
To what end? I mean, she can't push you away like she did with your father.
Hey, guess what? I got a letter. From Social Services Guy. Maybe he didn't get my email or he chose to ignore it. I figure it's the latter. Anyway, officially he's still under the impression that I'm okay with his plan-de-campagne. He is such a good SS-bot, he needs his formal complaint. So I'm just going to send him that. Follow procedure, get with the program. I'm a trained programmer, after all. :)
It's a Formal Objection actually, not Formal Complaint. I wonder if SS-bot writes poetry?
How large is a B or C cup? I guess I like average sized breasts.
Average. A would be itty bitty, B and C would be average I guess, C being larger than B. I guess you lot don't go by the same measuring system as over here?
I'd be afraid to go to sleep with someone like that in he house. :/
It was in the back of my mind last night when I tried to go to sleep. Good thing the most lethal "things" are kept in my room. Although she *could* always stab me with a butcher knife while I slept. :/
Why? Were you having a discussion about religion?
No. I was making myself an iced tea with lemon. I don't remember what she was droning on about. The topic is usually some political conspiracy nonsense. I try to tune it out. We don't have actual conversations. She has monologues. I'm only to answer if she asks "Do you agree?" or if she is ranting and can't think of someone's name and then I'm expected to remember the name for her. It's always the same shit over and over. Anyway, something got dropped on the floor and she told me to pick it up. When I did, she knocked it out of my hand accidentally and it fell to the floor again. I wasn't too happy about that and said something sarcastic. I *think* that is how it got started. IDK, I tend to draw a blank about what was said or done during physical altercations, I guess my brain short circuits or something.
So today, she accused me of doing everything to her that she did to me. In her mind, I started it, I touched her first, etc. IDK if it's deliberate gaslighting or she is so delusional that she believes her own propaganda. All followed by more name-calling and insults.
She also said that she wished she had 'busted me in my face'. I can assure her, that would not have been taken lightly. What really pisses me off is she starts shit and I go out of my way to not hit her and I'm the one who gets the injuries. That's always the way. What makes me pissed is she probably thinks that I can't fight worth a shit and that she can do whatever she wants to me. She is emboldened when I don't beat her ass. Of course I'm at a catch 22. I don't really want to beat her ass and I suspect she knows that, but if I did, then I'd be SOL if the police got called. It would be considered domestic violence since we live in the same house, and also an extra charge since she is considered elderly.
It pisses me off because both of those charges are felonies and quite serious and I'd go to prison. If I got into a real fight with some random person on the street, it would only be a misdemeanor.
I didn't even bother with the cops. At least the last time 10 months ago, the cops who came out were fairly sympathetic and advised me about all that and were good enough to leave it at that and not take a report. They told me the law was bullshit the way it was written.
I really don't know what to do. I basically have no one to turn to. My dad is as crazy as QoH and I'm never calling him for help again as he only seems to make things worse. I'm stuck and fucked and not in a good way. :/
Anyway.
Are you waiting for something worse to happen?
I don't really know to be quite honest.
To what end? I mean, she can't push you away like she did with your father.
Who knows. She's quite sick in the head. Maybe she's trying to get me to leave so that she can paint me as the bad guy and poor little her is always the victim. Poor Holy Sainted Martyr who has only struggled for the benefit of everyone else, now look how ungrateful and evil that little demon of a daughter is! Makes me want to barf.
officially he's still under the impression that I'm okay with his plan-de-campagne
Just like a good little Nazi.
Time to make the formal complaint, it seems. What good is it to have someone who doesn't listen to you or have your best interests in mind?
Can you get a different case worker assigned to you? I know govt anything is slower than molasses in January. Sucks. I'm sorry you are still having problems with that douche. :(
I guess my brain short circuits or something.
That will not sound good in court, if it ever to comes to that.
She is emboldened when I don't beat her ass.
Just like NAZI Germany was. :P
Can you get a different case worker assigned to you?
Exchange one Vogon for another? That would be my last resort probably.
I'm sorry you are still having problems with that douche.
Hey, I'm sorry *you* are still having problems with your douche. At least my douche doesn't scratch my man boobs.
How's the gigz comin' along BTW? Any takers?
That will not sound good in court, if it ever to comes to that.
Yes, I know, and that worries me. I need to make an effort to remember *everything* the next time it happens.
Just like NAZI Germany was. :P
Unfortunately, I have no Allies to back me up. I feel like Czechoslovakia. :/
Exchange one Vogon for another?
Ha! Now I understand the joke about him writing poetry. LOL Hey, did you ever see the Vogon Poetry Generator thingy?
At least my douche doesn't scratch my man boobs.
You have man boobs? Why do I have a sudden urge to motorboat them? Or better yet, do that slow nuzzle thing? ;P
How's the gigz comin' along BTW? Any takers?
Unfortunately, none. :(
Hey, ya know how I can get a *little* obsessive? I remembered that when I got my laptop aeons ago, it came with a CD with all sorts of programs and crap on it. One of those craps happened to be Wizard Chess! Woot! I attempted to learn last night. It was disorienting as the game board and pieces were animated and the whole thing spun around. It gave me a headache, actually. :/
Anyway, I read the directions and set the game to the easiest level and tried a game. I lost, of course. And the "pieces" are hard to discern what they are supposed to be so I was pretty lost. I only had the pawns and knights moves down from memory. The second game I played, I managed a draw. I have no idea how as I had no idea what I was doing. The third game, I was losing once again and got frustrated and hit the Esc button to quit, but then a menu screen came up and I noticed the "Hint" option. I lost the game anyway, but then the next game I used "Hint" for all my moves. ;P I think that's the way I'll end up learning until I get the hang of it. :)
I'm not trying to be the next world champion, I just want to know the basics and fundamentals just to say I know how to play "a bit".
It *is* kinda fun to hack the crap out of the opponent's pawns(that look like Ray Harryhausen's skeleton warriors from Clash of the Titans) though. ;P
QoH got the day started on the wrong foot again. She came up here when she realized that I was up and blamed me for making her back injury worse because she *had* to wrestle with me to 'keep me from throwing her on the ground'. What? She tried numerous times to grab my throat and choke me and when I tried to get a way *she* grabbed *me* from behind and was wrestling *me*. And I forgot to add, she tried to put *me* in a choke hold from behind. But now she has flipped everything she did and is telling me that I was the aggressor. Fucking lying bitch. She also claimed that her back is worse because she *had* to go out back and pull weeds because I refuse to. WTF? She did that *all on her own*, no one *made* her do that. It was *all* her choice. And she never once asked me to do that. Un-fucking-believable. >:(
I have no Allies to back me up.
Does your mother not have enemies? You know, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".
I know I've said it before but you could tell your doctor and ask for some kind of help.
did you ever see the Vogon Poetry Generator thingy?
No, I don't think so.
You have man boobs?
Well, they're not all muscle-y and hard or something. And they don't exactly stick out.
Why do I have a sudden urge to motorboat them?
Is that... Is that a thing? Do women really do that? Frankly, I can hardly even imagine men doing that.
Or better yet, do that slow nuzzle thing? ;P
You mean, all eskimo-like? ;)
Unfortunately, none. :(
:(
I'm not trying to be the next world champion
I hope not. You'd need to be more than just a *little* obsessive. ;P
QoH got the day started on the wrong foot again.
That tends to happen when you have two wrong feet. ;P
Un-fucking-believable. >:(
Par for the course in your house, I'd say. :/
Have fun watching OUAT. :)
Does your mother not have enemies?
She isolates herself from everyone. She doesn't have friends. I'm thinking she's also Paranoid Personality Disorder to go along with the NPD and OCPD. It's not uncommon for co-morbidity.
She dislikes everyone and thinks everyone has ulterior motives and is out to get her. The doctors all 'work for the government' and are trying to 'do her in' because she's 'old and white'. And she can't eat anything because all the food is 'imported from third-world countries and fertilized with shit water' and the other stuff that isn't imported the 'govt puts chemicals in it to kill everyone'. It's really crazy-making for me. I must have some kind of superhuman emotional stamina to endure it. Or just conditioned to be used to it. :/
Hey! Maybe the WW is after *me*!? One of the things she needs for her diabolical plot is the heart of the most resilient. ;P
Vogon poetry generator:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml
Well, they're not all muscle-y and hard or something. And they don't exactly stick out.
I didn't think you had them. IDK how you manage to stay in such good shape for someone who doesn't work out. You must *really* walk and bike a lot. :)
Is that... Is that a thing? Do women really do that?
I have no idea, I was just messing around. ;P
I'd *still* do the Eskimo nuzzle, though. ;P
Have fun watching OUAT. :)
Oh, I will. :)
I wish I knew how to do computer animation/game design/programming/whatever. I'd do a 3D Chess with OUAT characters. :)
Ya know, one of the most satisfying things on that game is getting the pawn promotion to queen and having 2 queens causing chaos. ;D I especially like killing the opposing queen(she looks like an old bent-over witch)because she's super annoying. Actually, all the opposition pieces are annoying and I like killing them all. ;D
How's your weekend? Weather still nice? It's *really* hot here. I'm in the middle of mowing the yard. (I'm on break) I was ready to keel over from the heat. I guess I'll go back out in a bit to finish. :/
OMG, OUAT tonight was the best episode evar! It was so awesome on so many levels I almost cried, but instead, I just did a happy dance that included some running man and cabbage patch. ;P And Regina v2.0 is such a boss. She's bringing the +100 Awesome Sauce and puttin' that shit on everything! ;D And Emma hadoukenned the witch! And I'm pretty sure my heart will be safe as Dorothy shows up next episode and throws a bucket of water on the bitch! BAM!
One of the things she needs for her diabolical plot is the heart of the most resilient.
Yikes!
You must *really* walk and bike a lot.
I have a very conservative diet. :)
How's your weekend? Weather still nice?
It's okay, I guess.
a happy dance that included some running man and cabbage patch.
That would have been fun to see. :)
Dorothy shows up next episode and throws a bucket of water on the bitch!
Really? They spoiled that?
That would have been fun to see. :)
Sure, if ya like watching a dork-fest. ;P
Really? They spoiled that?
Well, I don't exactly remember now. I know Dorothy shows up, and the witch's face was shown melting.
Ya know, I think I'm going to be up for another fight. This past episode, Regina was wearing the most awesome fox fur trimmed redingote that I've ever seen and I absolutely *must* steal it, but then some bitch at tv.com thinks that she is going to have it. Well, *I* saw it first, as I am on the East Coast, bitch! N'yah! ;P
I absolutely *must* steal it,
I'm normally against committing any acts of thievery but I suppose I can make exception just this once. ;P
You must, surely, have a cunning plan? Do you need background music for it? Maybe "Swinging On A Star" or the Mission Impossible theme? Don't forget you'll need a disguise! Wear a beard, that's it. No one will suspect a thing. ;P
Don't forget you'll need a disguise!
I choose the outfit like the original Aeon Flux(animated series). ;D
Wear a beard
No beard necessary as with that particular disguise, no one will be looking at my face. ;P
OMG, it is ridiculously hot and humid today. I think it's like 90 degrees or something. :/
How's it on your end? Your dad and sis planting their veggies yet?
I choose the outfit like the original Aeon Flux(animated series)
You do know the main character dies at the end of each episode, right? ;P
no one will be looking at my face
True. Are you sure you don't have any discerning features that might reveal themselves in that outfit? :)
it is ridiculously hot and humid today.
I'm not sure if I should feel jealous of you. Over here the weather has cooled down a bit but inside it's practically perfect now.
Your dad and sis planting their veggies yet?
My dad has caught a cold or the flu it seems. He's feeling too tired to work on the fields.
I've been practising juggling with 5 balls again. It seems I'm getting the hang of it. Maybe my sub-conscious finally figured it out.
Isn't May 1 something special in the USA? What will you be doing tomorrow?
You do know the main character dies at the end of each episode, right? ;P
Yes, and always by some ridiculously insignificant thing IIRC, after dramatically surviving all sorts of insane things. My friend K and I used to watch that series on MTV and always got a kick out of how she would die. ;P
Are you sure you don't have any discerning features that might reveal themselves in that outfit? :)
I don't think so. I'm all groomed up as of last night. ;D
Over here the weather has cooled down a bit but inside it's practically perfect now.
I'm the one who should be jealous then. ;)
Maybe my sub-conscious finally figured it out.
Maybe you can get a job with the circus now? ;P
Isn't May 1 something special in the USA?
Beltane, Walpurgisnacht(tonight, actually), May Day(Commie Day), and garbage and recycling pick-up day for me at least. I don't think many celebrate May 1, here.
Are your local pagans having any bonfires or shagging in the woods?
What will you be doing tomorrow?
I have nothing planned. SSDD :(
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