Happy Independence Day!
Since Michiel de Ruyter didn't kick the English out of New York during the Second Anglo-Dutch War, the colonials had to do the job 111 years later. So to commemorate the great ass-kicking and subsequent independence from The Monarchy, we shall blow shit up!
So eat plenty of BBQ'd swine flesh and drink plenty of beers, but not too many! Because you don't want to be like that idiot in Ft. Lauderdale who blew off his hand with an M-80! Burnt human flesh smells very nasty and you don't want to have to resort to wanking with a prosthetic! ;P
May all your splodeys be successes...
...and not fails(probably best to turn the volume down on this one unless you want to go deaf or scare the old peeps! ;P).
(But sometimes fails are pretty awesome!)
So eat plenty of BBQ'd swine flesh and drink plenty of beers, but not too many! Because you don't want to be like that idiot in Ft. Lauderdale who blew off his hand with an M-80! Burnt human flesh smells very nasty and you don't want to have to resort to wanking with a prosthetic! ;P
May all your splodeys be successes...
...and not fails(probably best to turn the volume down on this one unless you want to go deaf or scare the old peeps! ;P).
(But sometimes fails are pretty awesome!)
posted by Xul at 12:19 AM
6 Comments:
Happy Fourth of July!
you don't want to have to resort to wanking with a prosthetic! ;P
Really? Don't some of those prostheses have very practical extension? :P
May all your splodeys be successes...
This one has always been one of my favourite fireworks displays :P
Happy Fourth of July!
Dank je wel!
Don't some of those prostheses have very practical extension? :P
IDK, maybe you can get one of those new-fangled ones with the robotic attachments? On second thought, ya might be a *handy* guy to have around! ;D
Ahh, the old Coneheads movie...I think it's been 20 years since I last watched that.
My second video with the San Diego fail I posted on Facebook and suggested to my friends to turn the volume up. LOL That video cracks me up every time!
ya might be a *handy* guy to have around! ;D
I suppose I might be able to help you set off some fireworks. With a little practice.
Anyway, what's up in your neck of the woods? I'm just still playing video games and slowly dying on the inside.
I suppose I might be able to help you set off some fireworks. With a little practice.
Baby...it'd be like video #2!
I wouldn't mind tutoring.
;D ;D ;D
Anyway, what's up in your neck of the woods?
Amazingly, I got a call today to do something this Tuesday IYKWIM. The rest of the evening, I'll be listening to peeps shoot off fireworks around here. I've already had a helping of ribs and beer and a hotdog...probably have some more later. :)
slowly dying on the inside.
Now that's not good. :( You need a hot woman to give you some TLC. :)
I wouldn't mind tutoring.
Well, you can always write a tutorial. :D ;P
I got a call today to do something this Tuesday IYKWIM.
Awesome! loadz of moneyzzz coming in I hope. :)
Well, you can always write a tutorial. :D ;P
I don't know about a tutorial on that subject, but with the amount of research I'm doing in regard to the stress/anxiety/nutrition/digestion/immune system thing, I *should* be writing up a doctoral thesis! ;P
Awesome! loadz of moneyzzz coming in I hope. :)
Yeah, I wish it was laodz, more frequently would be good, too!
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