Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Any of you code monkeys ever do this?

LOL

The Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopsticks   LOL  What a title!  Turns the tedium of waiting for the train into a wang-fappity good time!

I think ten minutes is enough to get the job done IYKWIMAITYD!

5 Comments:

Anonymous arekino said...

LOL What a title!

Maybe something was lost in translation? I'm actually disappointed the title isn't a pun.

I think ten minutes is enough to get the job done IYKWIMAITYD!

Well, no need to rush it. :)

Tuesday, July 02, 2013 2:14:00 PM  
Blogger Xul said...

I'm actually disappointed the title isn't a pun.

With it being Chinese, there should definitely be "wang" in the title. ;P

Maybe something was lost in translation?

I just can't imagine how chopsticks can be sexy. Unless they are being used to eat some seriously excellent Chinese food. Good food is certainly double-plus pleasurable in my book. Hmmm...I think I just might have a food fetish. ;P

Well, no need to rush it. :)

I think 10 minutes is leisurely for dudes. Wimminz need a bit longer. ;D

This reminds me of an incident years ago when I still had cable TV. It was around noon and I was watching the TV when all of a sudden what I was watching switched to something else. When I started flipping around, the previously scrambled porno channels were unscrambled and on where regular channels were supposed to be(like kids channels). There were lots of pissed off mommies and it even got to the news and apologies were made. I bet I can guess how *that* happened! LOL

Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:01:00 PM  
Blogger Xul said...

Hey! Look at this article that I found! Love those endorphins! :D

Tuesday, July 02, 2013 3:53:00 PM  
Anonymous arekino said...

Love those endorphins! :D

If only they came in pill form or something...

Wednesday, July 03, 2013 1:11:00 PM  
Blogger Xul said...

If only they came in pill form or something...

Speaking of pills...

Last night I tried a little experiment with some melatonin pills that my mother had. (She always claims that nothing ever works.) I didn't want to go to bed so late as I've been staying up a little later than I like. I figured I'd give the melatonin pill a try since it's supposed to be all natural and if it didn't work, no big deal.

The directions said to take one pill a half hour before bedtime. I took it after I got out of the shower. It actually started to make me feel sleepy and I was yawning as I was blow drying my hair. I went to bed and I don't think it took too long to fall asleep. I slept like a log and woke up a bit earlier than usual.

I looked up on the intertoob to see if there were any negative effects--*vivid dreams* and lower body temperature were two. I don't really have a problem with that!

So, what's your hot self doing today, Arekino? When do *you* get to go on a nice vacation?

Wednesday, July 03, 2013 1:58:00 PM  

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