Ancient Chinese Wisdom
To keep the Chinese theme going a bit more, here are some wise sayings. Enjoy!
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
posted by Xul at 10:33 PM
5 Comments:
Great! This post is nothing but great! Hahaha All of these Chinese Wisdom are funny yet true at some point. One thing that made me never forget was: "Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time." which is really true and have sense.
These sayings are hilarious! I chuckled all the way through reading those "Chinese proverbs". Where did you find those? Do you collect them or something?
Where did you find those? A loooong time ago at a place where I used to work, the boss was fond of tacking up jokes and funny pictures on the bulletin board by the office. One of the funniest was similar to these Ancient Proverbs. I never forgot it. Do you collect them or something? Something like that. I searched the internet a few years ago and found a joke site that had them so I saved them to a Word file. I think they're hilarious and clever, so yeah, I kinda collect them. I have been known to drop a few into conversation. ;P
Here are my chinese proverbs:
Old friend bloggers who no leave comment on Petrichor's blog will get ass kicked.
Dutch man who comment on Xul's blog but no on Petrichor's will find ass much sore.
Sorry love, you just had waaaaay too much for me to digest all at once. I didn't have anything helpful to offer. I was rendered speechless. That's a real accomplishment!
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