The Great Xul Is Pleased
And what a thing of beauty it was. Holm did exactly as I said she should do. She played matador and didn't let Rousey bum rush her or get in the clinch. The one time Rousey got her down, Holm got out of it. Holm systematically picked Rousey apart with straight lefts and elbows and then in the second round continued hitting her with punches and elbows and then finished her off with that beautiful left roundhouse kick to the head. :D
Poor Ronda had to go to the hospital afterwards to get some plastic surgery to put her face back together and for a CT scan which confirmed what I have been saying for a long time that there's nothing in there to injure. ;P
And to pile on the shade, we had none other than Cyborg, Miesha Tate, and Lady Gaga (I'm in good company. ;P ).
From Miesha Tate: "I'm fuckin' stoked. Fuck Ronda Rousey. Fuck her and her 'Nobody has the right to beat me.' Nobody has the right to beat you? Well you just got beat, bitch...Anyways, I'm proud of Holly. She had a perfect, flawless game plan. She came in with it tonight and now she is the champion. I look forward to that fight, because I think that I'm next in line."
I'm too tired to look up Cyborg's tweets. Go look them up yourself. ;P
And Lady Gaga sums it up:
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| "That's what you get for not touching gloves!" |
posted by Xul at 1:29 AM
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Well, I guess it was bound to happen. Nobody wins forever. Still, I find it kinds odd how some people get all emotional about this. As if they have some personal score to settle with Rousey or something.
So, what happens now? Is it all over for Rousey? Does she get a rematch?
As if they have some personal score to settle with Rousey or something.
Miesha and Cyborg *do* have personal scores. Rousey has been dodging Cyborg for the longest time. Not that Cyborg is unbeatable. I saw her get beat up by Jorina Baars in a Muay Thai fight. It's just that Cyborg is really tough and doesn't mind brawling. Rousey let the cat out of the bag in an interview not too long ago that she likes to end fights as quickly as possible (kinda obvious) because that is what she did in judo tournaments. IMO, that is her Achilles heal. She doesn't like to get in a brawl or go several rounds.
Miesha fought Rousey twice, and the 2nd one she took her into the 3rd round before Rousey submitted her. They also have bad blood from the TUF women's competition.
As far as my personal grudge, I don't like fighters who act like they are God's gift and are disrespectful to other fighters and say all sorts of stupid things. I subscribe to that old school Bushido type honor thing. I guess Lady Gaga sees it that way, too. ;P
Is it all over for Rousey?
Nah, she'll lay low for a while and lick her wounds and maybe see a shrink. It must be a terrible blow to her ego what with believing her own hype. ;P Then she'll be back trash talking and want a rematch.
Does she get a rematch?
Absolutely! UFC sold over a million PPV's on this last fight. They'll be making loads of money on a rematch (if Rousey doesn't decide to retire or something).
Anyway, the Holly Holm in that fight was the one I remember from before. When she's on her game she's scary good. :)
That can't be that much. Did you skip leg day? ;P
Apparently I'm not doing the right kinds of leg exercises. I had been wanting to ask the nabe if his weight bench has the leg extension attachment, but he hasn't been home during normal business hours.
I've been exercising my legs but mostly doing Pilates type exercises. I haven't been using weights. They certainly aren't as muscular as those Icelandic chicks who do the Crossfit competitions. ;P
They'll be making loads of money on a rematch
So to what extent is it a possibility that Rousey threw the fight? :)
I haven't actually seen the full fight and your article doesn't say but what mistakes did Rousey make in the match against Holm? And how would she have to adapt her techniques and strategies to win in a rematch?
Apparently I'm not doing the right kinds of leg exercises.
Pity you can't just take long walk around town. And you don't like running either but I bet that would be good for your thighs (or your legs in general).
So to what extent is it a possibility that Rousey threw the fight? :)
There's always a possibility, but from what I saw it looked like she finally had a fight with a seasoned pro fighter(instead of accountants and soccer moms). The first time Holm connected with a solid left, you could see the "oh, shit!" look in Rousey's eyes. And I don't think Rousey's busted up face was faked. ;P
what mistakes did Rousey make in the match against Holm?
I think she underestimated just how strong and powerful Holm is. Rousey kinda does the same shit every fight and Holm trained specifically for all of it. It was a matter of Holm being calm and following her game plan.
And how would she have to adapt her techniques and strategies to win in a rematch?
Rousey has always relied mainly on her judo to end fights quickly and she is always looking for a submission. And I don't think that even if she worked on her stand-up game that she could match Holm there. Holm has the height advantage and very long limbs and is really strong. I don't think people realize how strong she is. And even if you take her to the mat she doesn't panic. She'll just escape and get on top and pound the crap out of you.
BTW, this was the 4th time IIRC that Holm has KO'd someone with that left roundhouse to the head. :)
Pity you can't just take long walk around town.
Unfortunatly, this area is not safe for that. Th last time I took my bike out several years ago I was given the evil eye by drug dealers. :/
you don't like running either but I bet that would be good for your thighs (or your legs in general).
I *do* have a treadmill but I've never liked using it. I should probably just use the stationary bike. Or just do some squats and lunges. ;P
here's the official recap from Sherdog:
Round 1
Herb Dean is the referee for tonight’s 135-pound championship main event, with judges Mark Collette, Barry Foley and Charlie Keech scoring at cageside. Holm paces side to side in her corner during introductions; Rousey bounces in place, scowling at her challenger across the cage. The champ maintains her glare through final instructions and refuses a touch of gloves when Holm offers up her hands. Rousey closes the distance quickly, but Holm circles away. Holm angles off with a lovely left hand that turns Rousey’s head. A straight left from Holm connects as Rousey continues to chase her around the cage. Holm is slipping most of Rousey’s punches until about 90 seconds in, when “Rowdy” tags her with a right hand over the top. Rousey gets an underhook and rushes Holm against the fence, but Holm slips out and exits with a clean left hand. Rousey is bleeding from the nose as Holm continues to tag her with counters. Another left hand connects for Holm, but the dazed Rousey manages to clinch up and take her down with head-and-arm control. Rousey throws up an armbar, but Holm pulls the arm free and escapes to her feet, forcing Rousey to do the same. Holm stomps on Rousey’s lead leg with an oblique kick, then another. Rousey wants the clinch again, now trying uppercuts in the tie-up, but Holm slips out and circles away. Ninety seconds remain as Rousey walks right into a big left hand. Holm connects on another punch but loses her mouthguard and the action is paused to replace it. Holm wraps up Rousey and trips her to the ground with 45 seconds left, but she immediately allows the champ to stand. Rousey is chasing after Holm with wild punches, swinging and missing as Holm sprints away. The horn sounds and Rousey connects with a late left hand which draws a slight jeer from the crowd.
Sherdog Scores
Tristen Critchfield scores the round 10-9 Holm
Chris Nelson scores the round 10-9 Holm
Jeff Sherwood scores the round 10-9 Holm
Round 2
Holm continues to tee off with left hands as Rousey tries desperately to close the distance. A side kick jacks Rousey’s jaw before Holm ducks completely under a punch which leaves the champ falling to the ground. Rousey jumps back up and walks into another hard, sraight left from Holm. The next left takes out Rousey’s legs, sends her stumbling to the canvas as she turns her back to the challenger. As she gets back to her feet, Holm uncorks a perfect left high kick. Rousey takes it on the jaw and crashes sideways to the canvas, and Holm makes sure she’s out cold with a few punches before referee Herb Dean can intervene. She’s done it. Holm has done it, and it looks as though even she can hardly believe it. Holly Holm is the new UFC women’s bantamweight champion.
The Official Result
Holly Holm def. Ronda Rousey via KO (Head Kick and Punches) R2 0:59
BTW, depending on which scale is correct, I weigh somewhere between 116.5 and 124 pounds. My scale gives the low # and the one at Publix the high #.
I think she underestimated just how strong and powerful Holm is.
I guess she should have done...
#puts on sunglasses#
her holmwork.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH..... :P
I was given the evil eye by drug dealers.
Could be useful. Hope it wasn't too expensive though. :P
I *do* have a treadmill but I've never liked using it.
Too boring?
I weigh somewhere between 116.5 and 124 pounds.
About 56 kilos then at most. It's a good weight for someone of your height, I suppose.
her holmwork.
::groans:: ;P
Well, Holly did *her* Holm-work. She obviously read my post from back in March of this year 'Oh 4 F*ck's Sake'(that is still linked over there on the sidebar). From the play-by-play she did everything that I said. ;D
Too boring?
Yep. Same with the stationary bike. If I was fabulously wealthy (I wouldn't live around here ;P) I'd buy one of those fancy exercise bikes that downloads different terrain off the toobs and adjusts itself accordingly. But if I had that kind of money, I'd just live in a nice area where I could ride my mountain bike. :)
It's a good weight for someone of your height, I suppose.
I suppose, too. And since I work out, there's more muscle mass than most other women my age who do not work out. :)
She obviously read my post
Obviously. :)
If I was fabulously wealthy
Well, you're halfway there (the fabulous part ;).
there's more muscle mass than most other women my age who do not work out.
I'm sure that's true. Do you ever worry about losing mass in places on your body where you would actually like a little more mass? ;)
Do you ever worry about losing mass in places on your body where you would actually like a little more mass? ;)
No, not really. I'm only concerned with getting old and either looking like a blob (like QoH) or being frail. IMO, exercise is going to be my lifestyle from here on out. I want to be as healthy as possible until I croak.
Okay, so, whatcha up to this weekend? I'm gonna... Hm... Wait... I'm gonna... hm.
I'm going to do the same thing I do every weekend: Try to take over the world!
I may be doing some papercrafting. Making caleidocycli. Very Escherian. :)
It's xul here, on ma phone. :) I have to go shopping today, then color my hair over the weekend so it's ready for Thanksgiving and I'll look presentable.
I'll also be watching much mma tonight when I get home.
Are you feeling better? You must be if you're plotting to take over the world. ;p
Later!
AAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! 5 hours of shopping with QoH, it's torture! Kill me now!!! O_o
At least Inside MMA is doing a 1 hour special edition all Holly Holm episode so I'm in my happy place now. :)
And Michael Schiavello must be reading my blog, too, as he said that Holly is the embodiment of Bushido and what you hope to see in a champion (unlike Ronda). :)
BTW, they were showing some of her (Holly's) highlights from her Legacy MMA days and one of the fights was against Nikki Knudson where Holly was just downright evil. Also head kick Ko's against Allanna Jones and Juliana Werner (Holm broke her arm in the Werner fight and *still* beat the crap out of her and Ko'd her). :D
on ma phone.
Well that works. Personally I don't really like surfing the net on such a small screen. My phone is a bit smaller than your phone though probably.
Are you feeling better?
Sure. Maybe I need to eat more fruit and raw veggies though, for fibre and vitamins.
Holly was just downright evil
Good evil? Bad evil? Bushido-what-now?
Me again on my phone. I don't care for surfing the Web on it, either, but it's easier to hide the phone when you know who is around than the laptop. ;)
Anyway, the small screen gives me eye strain, so I prefer the laptop.
Yeah, more fruits and veggies would do you some good I think. :)
Holly was good evil. She was scary in that fight. I started to feel bad for that girl after a while because of the beating she was getting. Holly kicked her in the stomach so hard that it doubled her over and she looked to be in serious pain. I heard that holly did that to ronda, too. :)
I also heard that holly came up with a simple but effective way to defend rondas judo tosses/takedowns-- she just picked ronda up off the ground. If her feet aren't on the ground she has no leverage. Simple but brilliant. :)
Bushido-what-now?
The way of the warrior. Being respectful, gracious, showing good sportsmanship. Holly has that in spades. She's waaaaaay more charitable to Rousey than I am. She went so far as to check on her after the KO to see if she was okay and didn't gloat or trash talk on twitter afterward.
effective way to defend rondas judo tosses/takedowns
So what do think this match says about judo style vs what-style-holm-has?
The way of the warrior.
"Warrior". I mean, it's still a game. Warriors will do anything to kill/survive.
Being respectful, gracious, showing good sportsmanship.
Oooooh... :P
I can't get rid of this cold, dammit. Or maybe it's the ghost of yesterday's cold, coming back to haunt me once more.
::groans LOUDLY::
I just got through one-finger-typing a comment on my phone for like 10 minutes and then accidentally erased the whole damn thing. :( Let's try it on my laptop. At least I can type much faster and write more.
So what do think this match says about judo style vs what-style-holm-has?
IMO it is the classic matchup. Striker vs grappler. It's a matter of who imposes their will the best. It's also my opinion that the striker has the advantage as long as they stay on the outside/keep moving and don't allow the grappler to get ahold. Holly executed her gameplan almost perfectly.
From what I've observed about Rousey, she likes to end fights as quickly as possible, doesn't like to get hit, and is used to imposing her will in a fight. I think she is also used to intimidating her opponents. I've always suspected that Ronda's cardio wasn't very good, and from what Bas Rutten said about the fight, Ronda seemed to be huffing and puffing after 2 minutes. And after Holm hit her with that first hard left hand, Ronda had that look like she knew she was going to be in trouble and that Holm wasn't intimidated and wasn't going to let Ronda impose her will.
Holm did exactly like I said someone should do when fighting Rousey eg "play matador" to Ronda's "charging bull". Ronda has gotten very predictable. Holly made her chase her around the ring and kept landing those hard lefts as well as kicks and elbows and then kept moving. The one time Ronda took her down, Holly scrambled immediately and got out. I actually got to see the highlight last night where Holly picked her up off the ground. Ronda was going for another clinch/throw and Holly bear-hugged her and then dropped her on her back on the mat. She wisely didn't follow and made Ronda get back up to her feet.
Ronda was getting so frustrated at not being able to do her thing that she was throwing wild hay-maker punches and one of them she actually lost her balance and Holm ducked under and escaped to the center of the ring while Ronda tumbled by the fence.
Holly basically put on a clinic on how to execute a stand-up gameplan vs a grappler and how to beat Rousey specifically.
Boxing is one of the classic disciplines. And they don't call it "the sweet science" for nothing. A boxer who is proficient in their craft is a thing to behold. There are subtle movements to make their opponent miss: footwork, head movement, and speedy punches. Holly is a real champ. She's been training for 14 years. She didn't just get lucky, she freakin' dominated the supposed "most dominant female mixed martial artist".* :)
*I'm not going to call her "the most dominant female athlete" like some were calling her. That's just hype and a load of nonsense. There are plenty of female athletes who are dominant in their respective disciplines and I'm not going to compare MMA with other sports.
"Warrior". I mean, it's still a game.
It's the concept in traditional martial arts to always do ones best, to have good sportsmanship and to be honorable and respectful. And since Holly is religious on top of all that, she acts decently anyway. It's just weird to see someone who is a genuinely nice person be so brutal in the ring.
I can't get rid of this cold, dammit.
Sorry to hear that. It sucks when you get one of those lingering ones.
Are you up to anything this weekend? (besides up to your neck in snot and tissues? ;P)
And they don't call it "the sweet science" for nothing.
Personally, I would not call it that. :)
And since Holly is religious on top of all that, she acts decently anyway.
What?
Are you up to anything this weekend?
I did manage to do some paper-crafting (Not with tissues though :).
It's getting below freezing point outside. We actually had ice in some of the water puddles in our backyard. Half a centimetre or so thick.
Personally, I would not call it that. :)
Aw, c'mooon. Some peeps getting punched in the face is pretty sweet. ;P
What?
She isn't Holly "The Preacher's Daughter" Holm for nothing. ;)
It's getting below freezing point outside.
And we finally got below 80F daytime temp today! Woohoo! ;P
So, is it just cold or is there snowzezzz and frostzezzz forecast? Too bad you don't have me there for cold weather frolicking. ;P
She isn't Holly "The Preacher's Daughter" Holm for nothing
Okay, but what does that have to do with her "acting decently anyway"? You think being religious makes a difference WRT to acting decently towards other people?
it just cold or is there snowzezzz and frostzezzz forecast?
Just cold, no snow. For now. I guess it will have to stay cold or while before we see any snow.
Too bad you don't have me there for cold weather frolicking.
I'll have to manage on my own then unfortunately. ;)
Are there any typical "winter activities" in Florida?
You think being religious makes a difference WRT to acting decently towards other people?
Yes. I'm obviously not a good example ;P , but having gone to a religious school and being around religious folks half my life I can tell you that they do hold themselves(and those around them) to a higher standard of behavior. Like talking badly about people is frowned upon.
no snow. For now.
Maybe you'll get one of those Snowpocalypses like Atlanta did that one year. ;P
Are there any typical "winter activities" in Florida?
Yeah, a lot of peeps shut off their A/C's and open the windows for the free cooler air. ;P
they do hold themselves(and those around them) to a higher standard of behavior.
Can I just bring in 99% of human history as an argument against that notion? :)
So, I'm not religious, you know that. Do you consider me to be some kind of exception to the rule?
Maybe you'll get one of those Snowpocalypses like Atlanta did that one year.
I guess I won't mind so much if that turns out to be the case. I really don't like it when winters half-ass it. Bring on the snow, I say. :)
Isn't it Thanksgiving soon BTW?
Can I just bring in 99% of human history as an argument against that notion? :)
No, because I'm specifically talking about Judeo-Christian/Protestant ethics.
Do you consider me to be some kind of exception to the rule?
You live in a traditionally Protestant country which has been that way for hundreds of years, so the ethics/morality is part of the culture whether you are religious or not. You sorta get it by osmosis. ;P
I don't think you're too horrible, though. ;P
It *is* kind of a culture shock when you spend 13 years in a religious atmosphere and then get out in the "real world" and see how badly some people behave. And now with the influx of peeps who don't have our same traditions and values it's even worse.
I really don't like it when winters half-ass it. Bring on the snow, I say. :)
I agree. And bring on the snow pics! (You should see some of the snow pics from my friends in Canada and Minnesota. :O )
Isn't it Thanksgiving soon BTW?
Yes, it is tomorrow (Thursday) and I will be at some peeps house. :)
No, because I'm specifically talking about Judeo-Christian/Protestant ethics.
So, no Judeo-Christian/Protestant nazis then? I think you're ignoring a lot of history.
Look, religion is one thing, people being religious is another thing altogether, I think. Theory versus practice, at best.
You sorta get it by osmosis.
Religion is not the only thing that can motivate people to behave in a civilized manner. I think you underestimate to what extent I've reviewed and reworked my own ethics over the years. No religion was involved in that.
Also, I don't like how you're implying that my ancestors were bad people before the Christians got a hold of them. But I can handle that. :)
You should see some of the snow pics from my friends in Canada and Minnesota. :O
That's interesting actually as the Netherlands are on about the same latitude (well more or less) as the north of Minnesota and the south of Canada. I think it's the hot air co,ming from over the English channel that raises the average temperature in my country.
I'll get you pics of the snow as quick as possible. :)
I will be at some peeps house.
Ah, neat. Does that mean you won't be eating turkey at home? You don't like turkey IIRC.
no Judeo-Christian/Protestant nazis then? --> Theory versus practice, at best.
The nazis certainly weren't practicing Christianity as far as what the New Testament says to do. The party leaders were into a lot of occult shit IIRC. There's replacement theology in Roman Catholicism that could make some really twisted people think that it's okay to murder Jews (ignoring all of what the Bible teaches) and the fact that Hitler teamed up with the Muslims whose Koran teaches to kill Jews and you get WW2 clusterfuck.
I don't like how you're implying that my ancestors were bad people before the Christians got a hold of them.
Well if you prefer to go back to human sacrifice then who am I to prevent you? ;P
I think it's the hot air coming from over the English channel that raises the average temperature in my country.
It's that nice tropical air that comes up by way of the Gulf Stream that keeps you from getting too frozen over. A little gift from Florida. ;P
When my grandfather (QoH's father) died he was cremated and wanted his ashes chucked into the ocean in the Gulf Stream so that he could eventually return to England a grain at a time. ;P
I'll get you pics of the snow as quick as possible. :)
If you get any any time soon. Otherwise you might have to go to a higher elevation for the snowzezzz. ;)
Does that mean you won't be eating turkey at home?
It just means I won't be cooking any at home. :) The peeps insisted we take food home, so I just finished eating my dinner (turkey included) a bit ago. It's a good deal. They cook it, I eat it. :)
You don't like turkey IIRC.
I'm not crazy about it. Turkey breast is okay for sandwiches. I like the skin and the parson's nose the best. (I actually got the parson's nose in my doggie bag. :) )
The nazis certainly weren't practicing Christianity as far as what the New Testament says to do.
I guess there have never been true Christians then. :)
A little gift from Florida
Partly, yes.
It's a good deal. They cook it, I eat it.
You didn't have to cook as at all then. Sounds like it was a pretty relaxed gig.
the parson's nose
1. (Cookery) the fatty extreme end portion of the tail of a fowl when cooked. Also called: pope's nose
Okay, I learned something new.
I actually got the parson's nose in my doggie bag.
Having just learned the definition of that expression, this sentence seems less lewd now. ;P
I mainly just heated up food that was already cooked with the exception of the green beans which I had to lightly sauté.
The brother of the lady (who is now living in the house with them) had made a sweet potato cassarole thingy and wanted me to decorate it with a topping of crushed pecans and corn flakes. He had seen it on the 'toobs and showed me the pic of it which was diagonal rows of corn flake/pecans and then rows of mini marshmallows alternating. I did as he asked and it looked very professionally done (because I did it ;P) and then when the guests got there he told them all that he made it. What a douche move. :(
Any, I'm on the phone. I'll write more later. :)
Anyway, it was fairly easy. My back and feet were freakin' killing me by the end, though, as I'm not used to being on my feet for that long anymore. QoH tends to make things more difficult than they need to be. She's totally OCD and wants to go over things in minutiae and the lady is very laid back unlike her mother whose house we used to do it at. Well, QoH will be happy in a week and a half as we will be going to the mother's house for Hanukkah. :)
Having just learned the definition of that expression, this sentence seems less lewd now. ;P
It's an English terminology that that side of my family uses. We've never called it the pope's nose. The peeps were calling it "the butt", but it's the tail, not the butt.
we will be going to the mother's house for Hanukkah
Aha. Are you good at making Jewish types of food?
but it's the tail, not the butt.
Well, that's good because I wouldn't like the idea of you eating stuffed anus. Blegh! ;P
I'm on the phone. I'll write more later.
You're certainly getting some good use out of that phone. ;)
Are you good at making Jewish types of food?
I have learned to make Jewish food at home. Some things are pretty good and being around that type of food all the time I've acquired a taste for certain things, and it's much cheaper to make it at home. I've never had to cook anything from scratch for anyone, though.
idea of you eating stuffed anus.
Speaking of... ;P
We've had free HBO and Cinemax since Thursday so I've watched a few movies. One of them was that 50 Shades nonsense. My curiosity got the better of me and it turned out to be even more ridiculous that I expected. I have no idea why women went so mental over it. The acting was horrible and they seemed to rip of the ultralight glider scene from The Thomas Crowne Affair (which was actually a sexy movie with a decent story and was playing on another channel). I think Jamie Dornan is weird looking and too skinny and I don't know what the hell peeps get out of BDSM. :/
Anyway, also saw Hobbit: 5 Armies, John Wick, Bad Words, and most of Dallas Buyers Club (which QoH seemed to keep coming in my room every few minutes to interrupt, forcing me to switch channels each time because she'd throw a fit over the content of that movie, I missed the last 20 also).
You're certainly getting some good use out of that phone. ;)
Since the plan includes unlimited talk, text, and data, I might as well use one of those features (even though the internet speed is slow because of the cheap plan).
In other news, yesterday when I went outside to throw something away in the garbage bin, there were 28-30 gun shots from what sounded to be a high caliber weapon a street over and a bit north of my house. Never a dull moment in da ghetto. :/
I don't know what the hell peeps get out of BDSM.
Me neither. You do seem to like the idea of playing a somewhat dominant role in the bedroom though. I mean, going by that story you once wrote for me.
Never a dull moment in da ghetto.
Are you sure it wasn't fireworks? Some people just loooove to set that stuff off long before it's time to do so.
I mean, going by that story you once wrote for me.
I think there's a difference between being assertive and wanting to tie someone up and beat the hell out of them. I just don't get the latter. Do you object to the former, though? ;P
Are you sure it wasn't fireworks?
That's one of the things about living around here, you can tell the difference. Around holidays we play the game "gunshot or firework?"
Some idiot probable felt "disrespected" and got the urge to empty a 30 round magazine into everything but the intended target. I know for sure that a couple cop cars arrived on the scene a few minutes later (I could hear the sirens en route, then they turned them off at the destination). They likely got there and the shooter had already fled, any witnesses would have claimed that they didn't see anything because they can never "snitch" to the evil racist police, and the cops likely didn't even make a report because it's all pointless.
wanting to tie someone up and beat the hell out of them.
As I understand it, which may not be very well at all, the term BDSM covers a lot of different things. It all depends on what the participants are willing to voluntarily participate in. So you need someone who wants to beat someone and someone who wants to be beaten.
Do you object to the former, though?
Kinda. It depends. I mean, I have no idea what sex entails exactly on an emotional level but I do think that when there are two people involved they have to take each other's preferences into account. "Assertiveness" can never mean forcing someone to do something or be subjected to something they don't like. There as to be an understanding, a decent amount of empathy.
it's all pointless
Why hasn't Florida been swallowed by a black hole of crime yet?
the term BDSM covers a lot of different things
Oh yes, I'm well aware. I was referring to that awful movie where that guy was rather obsessed with getting to beat the crap out of that girl.
Kinda. It depends.
You object to assertive wimminz? :O
Ya know, if you were dating some nice young lady and she wanted to give ya a cuddle and smooch, would you not like that?
I have no idea what sex entails exactly on an emotional level
You have much to learn, grasshopper. ;P
Why hasn't Florida been swallowed by a black hole of crime yet?
The big cities urban sprawl areas certainly have been. :/
would you not like that?
Possibly. I'd probably experience it all in slow motion though and very self-conscious. Like two huge spaceships going through a docking procedure. I'd also probably be thinking 'This is weird' the whole time.
You have much to learn, grasshopper.
Pfffft, as if you know more about it than I do. :)
The big cities urban sprawl areas certainly have been.
How has that been for Florida in general? Are there people trying to improve the situation? Does anyone care?
Pfffft, as if you know more about it than I do. :)
I've certainly had more dating experiences than you. ;P
How has that been for Florida in general?
The same kinda thing happens across the country: the urban areas get too dangerous, so those who are able move to a new suburb. Eventually, the criminal underclass begins to move in a bit at a time until the suburban area gets to be too dangerous, then the process of moving to another area begins again. Rinse, repeat.
Are there people trying to improve the situation?
It's a losing battle because TPTB have made it so that "petty crimes" are no longer punished as severely as they used to be. So the cops may arrest someone, but the courts have been instructed to be lenient. The criminals are no longer afraid of getting arrested because they know that they'll likely not do much or any jail time. So the whole idea of not punishing "small" crimes just leads to more crime in general.
Does anyone care?
Sure.
I've certainly had more dating experiences than you.
What has been your best date so far?
People here don't really date the same way they do in the US. They usually go out in groups with friends. That's how you meet other people here.
Rinse, repeat.
Hm, well, the US is still a relatively empty place so creating new places to live shouldn't be that hard. Or maybe people really want to stay in Florida? :)
"petty crimes" are no longer punished as severely as they used to be
Maybe they should try the Norwegian, Swedish or Dutch approaches to handling crime? Apparently crime is going down consistently over the years here.
Sure.
But?
What has been your best date so far?
Actually going someplace and doing something? That would be biking with "A" at the state park. But I liked "I" much better. Does going to his house and messing around in his bed count? ;P
Or maybe people really want to stay in Florida? :)
People like it here because it doesn't snow, the tax laws are okay, and depending on which part of the state you live in, the cost of living can be lower than other states.
the Norwegian, Swedish or Dutch approaches to handling crime
And what would that be? I kinda like the way things are handled in Singapore and certain other SE Asian countries.
BTW, I didn't tell you...the other night I went out in the back yard and there was a HUGE possum walking around. :O
Does going to his house and messing around in his bed count?
Were you playing with his action figures? 'Cause that doesn't count. ;P
People like it here because...
So, no snow and it's cheap. Wait, where do the elite live?
And what would that be?
There's a big focus on rehabilitation and reintegration here.
I kinda like the way things are handled in Singapore and certain other SE Asian countries.
Really? What do you like about it?
there was a HUGE possum walking around
Opossums aren't dangerous, are they?
Were you playing with his action figures?
There was a bit of kissy face and snuggling and IIRC I got a nice chiropractic adjustment. ;P
Wait, where do the elite live?
The man-made islands in the Miami Beach area, Boca Raton, and Palm Beach, and assorted condos along the beach and coastal developments.
What do you like about it?
In Singapore for example, the consequences are swift and there is a sort of restitution involved. Like if you are caught littering, your punishment is to pick up trash for a certain amount of time, or if you graffiti then you have to clean it up. I don't recall if they do canings in that country, but some of them have that as a punishment. Usually those sorts of things are good deterrents. IMO I think punishments should include restitution. If you are a thief and are caught, you should be made to pay back what you stole.
Opossums aren't dangerous, are they?
Not really. They're just kinda creepy looking. They won't attack you unless you corner them and they can't escape. One time I had to save a young possum from some stupid little boys at a gig. The Shul had bought the vacant house next door and we were working in there prepping food. Somehow a young possum got into the back bedroom and some of the kids from the party came in to bother us and they were exploring the house when they found the possum. They had it cornered in the bathroom and were trying to hit it and kick it. The poor thing was hissing at them. I got pissed off and told them to get out and not come back. I don't like peeps tormenting a helpless animal. I closed the door to the bathroom (the window was open) and hopefully the possum got back out the way it got in.
There was a bit of kissy face and snuggling
IIRC you didn't exactly enjoy that. I think you told me that once.
I got a nice chiropractic adjustment.
What? What does that mean?
If you are a thief and are caught, you should be made to pay back what you stole.
Thank god most thieves are rich so that won't be a problem. ;P
They won't attack you unless you corner them and they can't escape.
I guess you can empathize with that? ;P
Apparently some people like to eat opossums. They look like large rats to me. Not very tasty.
Tomorrow is Sinterklaas BTW. What's your opinion on the Black Pete issue? :D
IIRC you didn't exactly enjoy that
No, he used too much tongue.
What? What does that mean?
It's what my ex-friend C and I used to joke about that all guys seem to get a handbook of "guy things" that you lot all seem to know about. This one was the "chiropractic adjustments" that guys seem to know how to do. I take it when the guy handbooks were given out that you were sick at home that day? ;P
Anyway, it was a nice lumbar adjustment. I lay on my stomach and he slips his hand under my hip bone and pulls upward while holding down my back with his other hand. Then repeat on the other side. Feels great. :)
Thank god most thieves are rich so that won't be a problem. ;P
I think that most thieves are just lazy pieces of shit that would rather steal than work. They should be forced to work to pay back what they stole.
I guess you can empathize with that? ;P
Yep.
some people like to eat opossums. They look like large rats to me. Not very tasty.
I watched an episode of Bizarre Foods the other night where they were in Guatemala and some Mayan people had caught one to eat it. It was already dead, but it looked kinda diseased to me. Possums are scavengers. I wouldn't eat one. Basically they're like a big marsupial rat. Most of the other dishes that the Mayan peeps made looked pretty good, though. Lot's of chocolate and hot chili pepper things. :)
What's your opinion on the Black Pete issue? :D
Did you know that hundreds of years ago the English referred to anyone that was more tan than an Englishman as black? The Moors were called black, but they were more like Arabs. Not like the sub-Saharan Africans that modern peeps think of when you say "black". Dark skinned Indians (from India) were called black, as well as Maoris and Aborigines from Australia.
IIRC, Sinterklass is your version of Saint Nicholas who was the Greek Bishop of Myra. He was supposed to have freed a young boy from slavery and the boy felt indebted (that would be Zwarte Piet). Anyway, that's the version I heard as the origin. I understand there are other origin stories. I find it interesting that Piet sounds similar to the "bag man" of other cultures who carries away naughty children. LOL
I think peeps who are offended need to stfu and grow the hell up. If you don't like the traditions maybe you should go somewhere else. What happened to you lot's indigenous rights to celebrate your culture? I'm tired of people who are perpetually offended over everything.
Hmmm, I was doing a little research. Seems like Pete is basically the same as Krampus. If you had Krampuses, I'm sure someone would be butthurt because he carries a chain and a birch stick as a whip. ;P
I take it when the guy handbooks were given out that you were sick at home that day?
I think in this case it may have been a sports thing. I don't sports.
They should be forced to work to pay back what they stole.
Wouldn't they then be stealing somebody else's job? :)
Piet sounds similar to the "bag man"
That used to be part of the Piet mythology when I was a kid. They got rid of that part for the modern version of Piet. Piet's all friendly now.
Seems like Pete is basically the same as Krampus.
Yeah, sorta. Krampus is kinda scary though. I wouldn't mind if they reintroduced that part for Pete. Scare them kiddies. :P
WRT OUAT, they're starting over with season 1 over here. 3 Episodes every Saturday evening it looks like. Are you still watching?
Xul here on the phone. :)
You don't sports?
Stealing jobs? Let them pick up litter or clean toilets or pick crops or something that we allegedly need illegals for.
I think they should bring back the scary counterpart to Santa. Scare them kiddies! ;P
OUAT Season finale is Sunday night but I'll be at peeps house. Lasts weeks episode was so confusing (like most of S5) that I just don't really care if I miss it. They'll likely replay this episode before the new ones start in the spring. I'm not too bothered about it. I always have Lily Sparks' recap on Monday to fill me in. Those at least are entertaining. Some of the eps this season were close to torture. :/
Seasons 1-3 were the best of this show. It went downhill after S3.
^ Actually, it's not the OUAT season finale, it's the winter finale. It'll start back up in March IIRC.
And I forgot to mention that there is a new Christmas movie out called Krampus. A sorta holiday horror one. LOL Methinks someone is trying go to get the Krampus tradition started over here. ;P
You don't sports?
Nah, I exercises but I do not sports. :)
pick up litter or clean toilets or pick crops
Those are still real jobs that man non-thieving people need.
bring back the scary counterpart to Santa
I'm not entirely sure but I don't think we ever had Krampus in the Netherlands.
new Christmas movie out called Krampus
Yeah, heard about it.
Methinks someone is trying go to get the Krampus tradition started over here.
They want just want Krampus to get equal representation. ;P
I don't think we ever had Krampus in the Netherlands.
We never had Krampus here either. I never heard of him until the movie. I think he's a good addition to Christmas. ;D
Anyhoo, the party went well. Didn't get out of there until 8:15pm, then QoH wanted to stop at Winn Dixie for bagels.
I didn't think we'd be home in time for OUAT so I wasn't too upset. There was supposed to be a USWNT friendly on from 8pm-10:30pm but when I got home there was a programming notice that the game was cancelled due to field conditions (whatever that means). It was supposed to be in Hawaii so it was either raining or maybe a volcano. ;P
They had a replay of the USWNT World Cup Championship game on instead. I already watched that several times and then there was an advert for a new show called Into the Badlands which looks to be some sort of Kung Fu futuristic thingy so I watched a bit of that, then turned to Bar Rescue. After Bar Rescue I'll go back to the encore of Badlands and see if I like it. :)
I never heard of him until the movie
I've seen some reviews and apparently it's a pretty good movie.
maybe a volcano.
I guess the floor was lava? ;P
Bar Rescue
Is that a reality TV thing where they rescue bars that went belly up or a reality TV thing where they rescue the miserable lives of bar flies?
and see if I like it.
And...? Do you like it?
Yeah, I'd like to see that movie when it's out on tv.
Hard to play soccer when the pitch is covered in lava. ;P
Bar Rescue is about this dude John Taffer who rescues failing bars and teaches the peeps how to run them and gives them a remodel. Most of the time he's successful and the peeps do what he taught them. I like it because of
obvious reasons and at one time I had thought it would have been fun to own my own bar. :)
I didn't care for that Badlands show. Seems it was already a few shows in. I didn't find it very interesting and the acting and production quality weren't the best.
And it seems from what peeps were saying on the Lily Sparks review that the OUAT finale was terrible and a hot mess. Ironically they're all literally going to the underworld now so I guess it's fitting. ;P
There was allegedly one flashback with EQ and Hook that wasn't too bad. LP is usually terrific as EQ. :) (and her costume was awesome :D )
Arekino-san, what do you think about genital piercings? Would you ever get your willy pierced?
one time I had thought it would have been fun to own my own bar.
What kind of bar would that be? What sort of ambiance would you be going for?
they're all literally going to the underworld now so I guess it's fitting.
They're all going to hell? What did they do to deserve that?
Would you ever get your willy pierced?
NOPE. BIG NOPE. (I suspect you guessed that already BTW :P )
I like my willy largely the way it is. If I could I might want to straighten it a bit. But that's it.
Would you change anything about your v-jay-jay?
I just wanted something like a small neighborhood pub. Maybe with a sorta goth or metal kinda vibe with some gargoyles and such. I wanted a pool table with purple felt and some kind of jukebox that had 80's classic alternative music. And maybe serve a limited variety or bar food.
Re OUAT: there was some stupid story line where Emma became the Dark One and then they had to go find Merlin in Camelot to undo it and then they all went there and someone tried to assinate Regina and then Robin got mortally wounded in the fight and Emma saved him. Then when they were back in Storybrook, some Fury thingy came to suck Regina's soul as payment for Robin's life, but Snow and Charming and Regina and someone else who I don't recall ATM held hands together and magic-ed it away back to hell. It was also revealed that Hook,too, was mortally wounded from a cut to the neck from excalibur and Emma made him into a Dark One, too, to save his life. Then there was a lot of confusing nonsense and supposedly Nimue was the 1st Dark One and then all the previous Dark Ones were brought back from hell. That was in the finale so I don't really know what happened with that. From the review I read and a couple clips I saw Emma killed Hook with Excalibur and she is no longer a Dark One. I guess they have to all go to hell to save Hook and BTW somehow Rumple is back to being the Dark One. Oy vey.
Anyway, I saw the clip of Her Royal Sassiness the EQ and she was wearing an awesome finger armor ring. :)
Re your willy: I think most Willies are not perfectly straight. I wouldnt pierce mine if I had one, either. :/
I would not pierce my lady equipment, either. It's just that I read a story where someone got theirs done and I was unfamiliar with the terminology that was used. I can imagine the horrible infections one could get. When I got my ears pierced even with cleaning them everyday with alcohol they still got a little infected and I had to squeeze the pus out. :/
Because a notorious smarty-pants like me cannot resist...I like my willy largely Don't most guys like their willies large...ly? ;P I'm sure it's a fine example of a premium rookworst. ;D
I might want to straighten it a bit.
Well hold on a sec...;P Which way does it bend? It might be good for hitting the g-spot just right. ;D
Would you change anything about your v-jay-jay?
Sure, but I'm not saying on here. ;P (there's nothing structurally abnormal)
I don't understand why anyone would pierce anything down there, especially around the clit. That is highly sensitive. I got a hair up under the skin there one time and it was poking my clit and it hurt like a bastard. To think that a tiny hair could be so irritating. There's no damn way I'd pierce the area and have something pressing up against my clit like that. No, no, no.
I'm sure it's a fine example of a premium rookworst. ;D
Could be. I've honestly never checked. :)
Which way does it bend?
Downward. Sorta like a bridge. It's still flexible of course, it doesn't get literally rock hard. ;p
It might be good for hitting the g-spot just right.
Is that an actual thing? I assume different parts of women's genitals have different sensitivity? I read once that the inside, the actual vagina, isn't generally all that sensitive.
but I'm not saying on here
Oh, come on. :P
especially around the clit.
Maybe it's different for different people. Hey, is yours hard to find BTW? In the past, women would often complain on TV about men not being able to find their clitoris. Although, after a while, there were also women who complained about men putting too much focus on the clit during sex and not enough on other parts of their genitals.
Re your willy: isn't it supposed to be somewhat flexible? Who the hell would want it rock hard? That's all stuff they say on pornos. It would hurt like a bastard if it was "rock hard".
Yes, the g-spot is an actual thing. It's about 6 to 7 cm inside the vag. If you put your finger in the amount I said and curled it toward the front it's right about there. And yeah, there's different sensitivity. My vag is pretty sensitive aparently. I can't tolerate tampons as I can still feel them regardless of how deep it is. But I guess most women don't have much sensitivity past the first few cm's.
My clit is not hard to find. It's at the top apex of the inner labia and is covered by a hood of skin kinda like a foreskin. When you push the skin back the clit looks like a small round bump or a tiny pearl under the skin. I've heard that some are larger than others or can look like a tiny penis IDK. I only know what mine is like. ;P
I don't know why women complain. All they'd have to do is use that same mouth and tell their man where it is or show him. It's just right there. I don't think one could focus too much on it. There are all sorts of wonderful techniques to use. ;P
It would hurt like a bastard if it was "rock hard".
I was aware of that. I was trying to make a funny and also comment on the warped perceptions of sex that some people have as a result of sticking to porn as their only source of information on the nature of sex. Of course, I know you're much better informed on the matter than those people.
Also, it's had that shape my whole life. When I was an adolescent I sometimes worried that the shape would prevent me from being able to have intercourse normally. I don't think that anymore but I thought you might think the same.(And I know that it doesn't really matter if you do think that or not but... I don't know... I guess deep down I have some hope that we'll someday get the opportunity to have sex together (IF that turns out to be something that we want to do) and I don't want to spoil that fantasy, faint as it is :P )
I don't know why women complain.
It has been a few decades since I heard the complaint. It was a time when women weren't very vocal about their sexual preferences, I think. And maybe men weren't very interested in listening to them.
There are all sorts of wonderful techniques to use.
Apparently so. There's this one where you sort of "motorboat" the clitoris. Seems a little too intense for such sensitive place.
the warped perceptions of sex that some people have as a result of sticking to porn as their only source of information on the nature of sex.
^This. (I need my LP "This" pic here ;P) Just like peeps get all sorts of body image issues thinking that the porn stars are what regular peeps are supposed to look like. And the fact that the dudes use penis pumps to give themselves massive erections that are bigger than a regular one. And the fake vocalizations. Oy. And the fact that most peeps only last 2 minutes or less before orgasm. (it takes a bit longer for chicks)
I know you're much better informed on the matter than those people.
;D Of course I am. ;P
I sometimes worried that the shape would prevent me from being able to have intercourse normally.
I read somewhere that most penises have a curve or bend in them. And from what you told me about yours, it just made me have all sorts of fantasies about my favorite fantasy position. ;P
I guess deep down I have some hope that we'll someday get the opportunity to have sex together
I'd be lying if I said I'd never thought about it myself. ;) It's too bad that we'll likely be a couple of old farts by the time we get to meet in person. :/
It has been a few decades since I heard the complaint.
Yeah, with the internet and the abundance of information and the fact that most peeps aren't as inhibited as they used to be, peeps should be more informed nowadays.
There's this one where you sort of "motorboat" the clitoris
That plus a vacuum suction action. ;D
Seems a little too intense for such sensitive place.
Hence the need for communications between partners. Let each other know what's good or not and what you like or prefer over other things. Half the fun is in the experimenting. ;P
And the fact that most peeps only last 2 minutes or less before orgasm.
So either sex is significantly better than masturbation or I'm not most people :) . I can last pretty long on my own if I want to. It's hard to imagine that sex is *that* much better.
it just made me have all sorts of fantasies about my favorite fantasy position.
Glad to be of help. ;P
It's too bad that we'll likely be a couple of old farts by the time we get to meet in person
Yeah... I suspect that's true. :/
Maybe I should just get a sexbot or something. :D ;P
Have a nice weekend BTW.
I'm not most people :)
:D :D :D I kinda wish I had gotten that passport years ago. ;P
I can last pretty long on my own if I want to.
But the REAL test is how long you can last with another person. ;P For me it depends on how turned on I am.
It's hard to imagine that sex is *that* much better.
Well you won't know until you try it. ;P
Glad to be of help. ;P
Wish you were here. ;)
Maybe I should just get a sexbot or something. :D ;P
I had thought of doing a story along those lines, but didn't want to seem pervy to strangers on FF. ;P
Have a nice weekend BTW.
I'd like to, but QoH makes it impossible. :/ Do you have anything planned? Walkies? Nephews? Forays into Belgium? ;P
but didn't want to seem pervy to strangers on FF.
Really? That's where they draw the line between pervy and non-pervy? Sex bots? I think you're kidding actually. Maybe sex bots is a little to Scifi for that particular FF forum?
Do you have anything planned? Walkies? Nephews? Forays into Belgium?
Nah. I got an attack of the sniffles yesterday. I'm still not feeling that well. My sister called this morning asking if I could babysit this evening but a couple of hours ago she called to cancel as her middle son had came home sick (literally, he threw up quite a lot apparently).
I guess I'll just take it easy and surf the net and read some comic books. I don't know, maybe I'll come up with something else.
Anyway, what's QoH trying to stop you from doing then? :)
That's where they draw the line between pervy and non-pervy? Sex bots?
Oh no. That's not what I meant. There's lots of pervy things over there. I just didn't want to be known as one of the writers who writes pervy stories. ;P
Maybe sex bots is a little to Scifi for that particular FF forum?
I'm sure someone has written sexbot Scifi over there. There are a gazillion FF stories from hundreds of different movies, TV shows, etc.
I got an attack of the sniffles yesterday.
I'm sorry to hear that. You seem to get a lot of colds 'n' stuff. I guess the Belgian chocolate raid will have to be put on hold then. At least you are not barfing your guts up. :/
I packaged up some pork chops and shrink wrapped them for freezing, then grilled 2 eggplants that I had in the fridge. Then QoH wanted me to dump water out of the big planter on the porch and then liberate an avocado that fell on the neighbor's side of the fence. I was supposed to go up on the roof and reinforce some patches, but it seems to have rained a bit overnight and it needs to be completely dry for the patch stuff to stick properly. I think I might attempt to make some potato latkes later. QoH wanted me to make some. I made a cranberry mold the other night. Got the recipe from the lady whose house we were at. It turned out really good. :)
what's QoH trying to stop you from doing then? :)
From having a peaceful and quiet life. She just cannot stop screaming and yelling and name calling and being nasty in general. :/
I guess the Belgian chocolate raid will have to be put on hold then.
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!! ;p
My parents had been cleaning up the attic (my bedroom basically) BTW, getting out some stuff that belongs to my sister. I think that maybe they unsettled a lot of dust and that could have lead to some sort of allergic reaction in me. I do clean my bedroom regularly but the crap that's stored up here still collects a lot of dust over the years.
I made a cranberry mold the other night.
A gelatin dessert?
She just cannot stop screaming and yelling and name calling and being nasty in general. :/
Ah, is it that time of the month again? ;P
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!! ;p
When the time comes, you grab the chocolates and I'll grab the Chimay. ;P
the crap that's stored up here still collects a lot of dust over the years.
That's for sure. I doubt that they have more crap squirreled away than QoH, though. :/
A gelatin dessert?
Yep. It was super easy to make. Just a bit of water, Knox gelatin, the pulp from half an orange, and 1 bag (about 3 - 4 cups worth) of fresh cranberries, stick all of it in a blender and whir it all together until everything is nearly liquified, then pour it into a mold. Stick it in the fridge until it sets, then take it out, put a half inch layer of sour cream on top and then make a second batch of liquified cranberry concoction and pour it on top of the sour cream layer. Put back into the fridge and let it set, then turn it out on a platter. It looked really cool and tasted better. :) I took some pics, too, if ya wanna see. ;)
is it that time of the month again? ;P
That was a week ago, actually. She had me so mad today that I hopped out of the car a block from the house because I could no longer stand listening to her screaming her bullshit at me. >:(
I took some pics, too, if ya wanna see.
Oh, I wanna. I wanna definitely. :)
I had some spelt cake today. It's not bad. I added some butter and jam though. Made it better. :)
That was a week ago, actually.
No sign of menopause then?
I hopped out of the car a block from the house
Wow, you must have been hopping mad. :)
Anyway, this story has a happy ending, I hope?
spelt cake...butter and jam though. Made it better. :)
Did you make it yourself? I don't think I've ever had spelt before. I know they sell it in Whole Foods etc. Butter and jam makes everything better. :)
I made those latkes today. I was going to make them last night but QoH wouldn't shut her venom spewer. She told me that she didn't care if everything rotted. But obviously she *did* care (wanted to eat latkes) and got nasty with me until I started to make them. She always likes a captured audience and then proceeded to spew her hate speech at me so I gave her a bit of her own rhetoric back to her and went upstairs for a bit. When I came back she finally stop directing her spew at me. Anyway, the latles turned out really good, better than any I've had before. QoH wanted me to add chives to the second half of the batch I made and those turned out pretty good. She's such a bitch. I think having me cook is somehow some sort of revenge against me for "being a slave" when I was a kid. Erm, that's part of having kids. Having to feed them 'n' stuff. O_o
No sign of menopause then?
Nope. I think I'll probably be good for another 10 years at least.
this story has a happy ending, I hope?
Afraid not. QoH is still a nasty bitch who enjoys verbally abusing me.
Did you make it yourself?
Nah, just bought it in the store.
revenge against me for "being a slave" when I was a kid.
She wants to be the kid now?
Having to feed them 'n' stuff.
Yep, that is ones duty as a parent.
I think I'll probably be good for another 10 years at least.
Oh? Did you have your eggs counted? ;P
What about QoH, she must be beyond menopause, right?
She wants to be the kid now?
No, she wants to be the queen/dictator who sits back and lets the slave (me) do everything as revenge because somehow as a kid I "made" her do everything she is now resentful about. O_o It's all about power and control and revenge. Living with her is like living with Satan. It's hellacious. It sucks so bad and she must be sooo proud of herself that she has succeeded in alienating me from everyone and that I have no place to escape to. :/
Did you have your eggs counted? ;P
Just going by when QoH went though it.
she must be beyond menopause, right?
Yep. about 20 years past.
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