QoH is such an effing mentaler nut
She ordered something from HSN the other day and it was to be delivered in a few days. I was outside today cleaning up some of the shrubbery and a FedEx truck pulled up to one of the neighbor's houses across the street. QoH had poked her head out the front door to see what I was doing and upon seeing the delivery truck, she assumes that it is *her* package that is being delivered and the "stupid" driver is taking it to the wrong house. Then she insists that I stop what I'm doing and walk over there and find out who the package is for. I flat out refused as that is just totally fucking nuts! Well, she didn't like my refusal and flipped her shit on me and started spewing venom which I just ignored as best I could and continued doing what I was doing.
A few minutes later when I went back in the house, she was on the damn phone with HSN demanding to know when her package was to be delivered. Turns out, Surprise! Surprise! The FedEx guy wasn't delivering *her* package to the wrong house after all. *Her* package is due to be delivered by UPS tomorrow. Oy vey.
By this point, I had went back to my bedroom with a bowl of soup and was minding my own business when the lunatic busts into my room to berate me on how *I* have issues because I wouldn't barge across the street and confront the FedEx guy. Yeah, *I'M* the one with issues because lunatic's delusional paranoid fantasy turned out to be just that. :::facepalm::: I swear she does more projecting than the damn IMAX theater. She is so NPD that it isn't even funny.
A few minutes later when I went back in the house, she was on the damn phone with HSN demanding to know when her package was to be delivered. Turns out, Surprise! Surprise! The FedEx guy wasn't delivering *her* package to the wrong house after all. *Her* package is due to be delivered by UPS tomorrow. Oy vey.
By this point, I had went back to my bedroom with a bowl of soup and was minding my own business when the lunatic busts into my room to berate me on how *I* have issues because I wouldn't barge across the street and confront the FedEx guy. Yeah, *I'M* the one with issues because lunatic's delusional paranoid fantasy turned out to be just that. :::facepalm::: I swear she does more projecting than the damn IMAX theater. She is so NPD that it isn't even funny.
posted by Xul at 7:07 PM
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I swear she does more projecting than the damn IMAX theater.
LOL Hey, if her head is that swollen then she obviously needs a big screen ;P
What did the QoHSN buy, BTW?
What did the QoHSN buy, BTW?
Some sort of beauty kit with makeup and moisturizers and crap.
Hey Arekino, I need a question answered from a male perspective...What do you do when you are out and about and see an attractive woman? Do you stare at her psychotically with a crazy-ass death stare? Do you do a creepy up and down once-over like you are evaluating a buffet? If you are acquainted with the woman, do you do the sly man-cougar flirt? Or do you just take note and go about your business?
Some sort of beauty kit with makeup and moisturizers and crap.
For herself or for you?
What do you do when you are out and about and see an attractive woman?
I look, obviously. :)
Do you stare at her psychotically with a crazy-ass death stare?
Nope. I actually try to keep the looking to a minimum because I worry someone notices. I assume that's part of the avoidance disorder. I try to casually look in an attractive woman's direction, without obvious interest.
Do you do a creepy up and down once-over like you are evaluating a buffet?
Only from behind. :P
If you are acquainted with the woman, do you do the sly man-cougar flirt?
I don't know. Usually it takes me a long time to feel in any way comfortable around someone anyway so flirting is not foremost on my mind. Plus I usually feel more more comfortable in that so-called "friend zone". I do sometimes give compliments, which can be fun, although a little unnerving as I'm often not trying to flirt then. I'm honestly not sure I could flirt in a straight forward pick-a-woman-up-in-a-bar kind of way.
Or do you just take note and go about your business?
Yes, necessarily so. These days any women I see, I see out on the street or in the shops, walking past me. There's not really room for anything more. On some level, I do want to have sex with some of them though. Another thing I worry about people noticing. It just seems like a really creepy thing to a woman when a stranger wants to have sex with her.
Is there any particular reason you're asking me this?
For herself or for you?
herself
I assume that's part of the avoidance disorder.
In my book, that's just doing it the polite way and not acting like a creepy predator.
Only from behind. :P
You men are all the same. ;P My mother loves to tell me about guys looking at my ass. I don't care to know. I thinks she gets some perverse pleasure in saying that to me.
It just seems like a really creepy thing to a woman when a stranger wants to have sex with her.
It is. Especially when they're giving off the psycho rapey vibe.
Is there any particular reason you're asking me this?
Yes. I had 3 uncomfortable instances of guys being creepy in the last couple days. I'd hardly be confused with a super model, but I don't need a bag over my head to go out either. I assume I'm not *that* bad looking.
Two of the uncomfortable moments were at the doc office and one at Walmart. One old guy who I talked to a couple times before was being a bit of a man-cougar with me. I wouldn't have minded so much if QoH wasn't sitting there cuz she always makes me feel weird. This guy doesn't come across as a creep, though. He just seems like a friendly sort and being a guy couldn't help but notice that I was dressed better than usual. It was another guy that gave me the mega creep vibes as he kept giving me a hard stare like some sort of psycho. I couldn't tell is he was some variety of Hispanic or Middle Eastern as sometimes they look similar. Hispanics tend to be inappropriate as far as American standards are concerned and ME's depending on how religious or which country they're from can have some barbaric notions concerning women. It's impossible to tell what someone is thinking. Either way, he was making me very uncomfortable and I was moments away from saying something to him(even in front of QoH)when the guy was saved by the receptionist who called him to the window. After that he left.
Then at the Walmart, when I was at the checkout waiting to pay, there were 2 Hispanic guys in front of me in line who kept turning around to leer at me. I really hate that.
The other thing I really hate is guys who think because you are being polite and friendly that it means you want to fuck them. I hate to come across as bitchy but some peeps because of whatever culture they come from think that a woman being friendly is a green light for unwanted sexual advances.
This guy doesn't come across as a creep
He probably just has better self-control and more experience with (American) women.
friendly that it means you want to fuck them
I don't automatically think that but if an attractive woman is friendly to me, it does get my hopes up. And I don't even know what it means to fuck. It's just some low-level, primitive yearning for... something.
think that a woman being friendly is a green light for unwanted sexual advances.
I don't think it's possible for there to be a green light for *unwanted* sexual advances. What is the green light for *wanted* sexual advances, though? I mean, I get there has to generally be an intimate setting first and then.., well, who knows? I suppose it differs per person. Those cavemen leering at you probably don't represent the best of their community.
What would you think about an attractive guy being friendly to you? Would that make you want to have his babies (in a manner of speaking)?
He probably just has better self-control and more experience with (American) women.
He's quite a character, actually. He's Jamaican and in his late 60's IIRC and a former boxer. I've never actually spoken to him about the boxing, though. I think one of the docs or MA's told me that.
it does get my hopes up
;D
What is the green light for *wanted* sexual advances, though?
I don't have much experience in that area as I'm not one to go out and try to pick up random men. I'm not the right person to answer that. Too bad Petrichor isn't around to ask! ;P
Those cavemen leering at you probably don't represent the best of their community.
Depending on the country that they're from, that type of behavior *can* be quite common and typical. A Peruvian lady that I used to work with said that men in her country act like that all the time plus whistle and cat-call and carry on like dogs in heat when they see an attractive woman. When she came here, she said that she thought that maybe the men thought that she was ugly because they didn't do that here. American men(generally of UK and N European stock)used to be taught to act gentlemanly--more chivalrous and less machismo.
What would you think about an attractive guy being friendly to you?
It depends on the guy and the situation. If they are not gay or someone I'm interacting with in a professional situation, then they are likely trying to get in my knickers. ;P
Would that make you want to have his babies (in a manner of speaking)?
For me, an attractive man is like any other attractive thing. I can appreciate beauty but it doesn't make me want to have sex with him. I need to know someone pretty well before I can get sexually attracted. Maybe that's just me and I'm the odd one. I just don't understand women who can hook up with someone that they don't know well. And I don't necessarily need someone who is supermodel handsome. Good personality, sense of humor and kindness can make an average guy more attractive. I still maintain my preferences in the looks department, though. Love those dark-haired, fair skinned, blue eyed men! ;D I just can't do fat, pasty, ginger-haired dudes. Blech! ;P
then they are likely trying to get in my knickers. ;P
Go on... :)
Good personality, sense of humor and kindness can make an average guy more attractive.
I think the same is true for gals. Intelligence matters too, I think.
Intelligence matters too, I think.
Oh yes, definitely. I don't know how I forgot to include that. I guess I just think of it as a given. I couldn't deal with someone who doesn't have at least my own intellectual capacity. ;D
Soooo, sittin' this weekend? Did you ever get a chance to get the car's battery charged up and take it for a spin? You should go down to Antwerpen just for shits and giggles. And take some pics. ;P
sittin' this weekend?
No, apparently not. The youngest nephew has his birthday party today. This one is specifically for his friends. The one for adults will be in 2 weeks together with the oldest one who will have his birthday party tomorrow.
Did you ever get a chance to get the car's battery charged up and take it for a spin?
I forgot to tell you about that but yes, I did. I really need to drive that car more often.
You should go down to Antwerpen just for shits and giggles.
What is it with you and Antwerpen? :P That's in a whole other country. :) People speak a different language there (okay, it's sort of like Dutch but it's also a dialect that can be rather hard to understand).
I really need to drive that car more often.
I have the same problem. Mine only gets driven once a week now. :(
What is it with you and Antwerpen?
;D IDK, I just think it's a neat place...lots of old buildings and crap. I'd definitely give it a visit if I lived that close.
That's in a whole other country. :)
Yeah, it's soooooo faaaaaar! ;P
People speak a different language there
Flemish? Stupid Flanders!!!(said in best Homer Simpson voice) Bunch of weird talkin' weirdos! ;P
Ya know, most peeps here speak a different language. :/
Hey, Arekino...would you be a super cariño and email me your pumpkin soup recipe? :)
Do you really need me to email it? It's a fairly simple recipe. Just get yourself a nice orange pumpkin, chop the fleshy insides into about1 inch sized cubes. Fill a pan with about an inch of broth (the more water you add, the thinner your soup). Put the pieces of pumpkin in the pan and boil 'm till they're soft and mushy.
In the mean time you can chop up some onions and garlic and fry them in a pan till there slightly caramelized (it's just for extra taste and texture, you can also just chuck 'm in with the pumpkin pieces)
After boiling the pumpkin, puree it. Then add the prepared onions and garlic. If the soup is too thick just add some water. Add salt and pepper if needed.
Personally, I like to grate some cheese over my bowl of pumpkin soup.
And that's it. :)
Now *everyone* knows your secret recipe! ;P ;D (just kidding :) )
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