More OUAT Posters/Motivators
Since it has been so awful not having new episodes of my favorite show, I've been busying myself by making a couple more posters/motivators. The first one is of poor Graham(RIP). He's not really my type but he is easy on the eyes. And I must say, he does improve his looks when shirtless.
I went ahead and went with that caption since it was a little less controversial than "Can you blame the Queen for wanting to lady-rape me?" That would definitely be provocative to some. (And is a whole argument for another time.) However, I *am* She Who Dares and I just might make that poster anyway.
The second one is my masterpiece, although I do admit that Istole got the idea from one in which it was a pic of Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones with the same caption. And since Rumpel has been referred to as an imp in OUAT and also handed out some pimp-style beat-downs, I thought that it would be most appropriate and an excellent poster. Unfortunately, the website with the generator to make his image requires one to register to be able to share the image and for some reason my registry wouldn't go through(although I'm now glad it didn't), I am not called the Great Xul for nothing, and I have my ways of retrieving things. It's a little blurry, but awesome nonetheless. So thieve away, bitches! You know where you got it from!
I went ahead and went with that caption since it was a little less controversial than "Can you blame the Queen for wanting to lady-rape me?" That would definitely be provocative to some. (And is a whole argument for another time.) However, I *am* She Who Dares and I just might make that poster anyway.
The second one is my masterpiece, although I do admit that I
posted by Xul at 5:10 PM
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Okay. Not bad. I don't think it matters that you found inspiration in someone else's work.
I can't imagine Rumpel running a prostitution ring.
You know, I've just read the wikipedia page on Rumpelstiltsken and I have a theory that he has that name (in the original story) because he talks too much. Too himself, apparently. He has lots of names as well.
The pimp thing is a cross between the #6 and #7 definitions at urban dictionary, not literally someone who runs a prostitution ring. It's sort of slang for someone who is a badass and will make you his bitch(figuratively). It's a play on the way Rumpel put the beat-down on certain characters(and one in particular and made him his "bitch") and because he has made people his property.
I thought it was clever whoever did the Tyrion one because he is referred to as 'imp' throughout that series and because he is a badass. (P)imp fit well for him as well as Rumpel who is also an imp.
I was going to change my profile pic over at the OUAT forum to make some peeps jealous but I like my Regina 'Dark Angel' one just the way it is. Now I'm gonna have to figure out how to add a pic in my signature. :(
he talks too much. To himself, apparently. I love the way Robert Carlyle plays him. RC is awesome.
Hey Arekino, I need a man's perspective on something. Knowing male anatomy, there would have to be arousal on the man's side for a woman to have sex with a man. Most men that I know wouldn't have a problem having sex with Regina even in EQ mode. One person on the forum is always on about how Regina raped Graham. My point is, he was probably not disliking the situation too much, or else maybe Regina enchanted his willy? What say you, Arekino? Would you have a big problem if Regina ordered you to be taken to her bed chamber?
Would you have a big problem if Regina ordered you to be taken to her bed chamber?
Yes, I would. I mean, I wouldn't mind having sex with her, I guess, if it was out of my own free will. If she ordered/forced me to have sex with her then I wouldn't find that arousing at all and I would certainly consider it rape. Rape, as I understand it, is about control, humiliation and in only a minor way about sexual satisfaction.
maybe Regina enchanted his willy?
Does Regina have magical powers in Storybrook? Maybe she blackmailed him into compliance and then just fed him Viagra.
With her gorgeous looks, why would Regina have to force someone to have sex with her anyway?
As far as being an Evil Queen, IMO Regina isn't really *that* evil just judging by my standards. She's not hard core ruthless. I would do things differently, but then if things were done my way, it would have been the shortest TV show ever.
I'm of the opinion that she seduced him. Even with the Dark Magic making her bat-shit insane, she still didn't come across as someone who would be violent like that. Lana said in an interview that Regina had affection for Graham it's just that she could never fully love someone after casting the curse.
Does Regina have magical powers in Storybrook? No. But everyone is cursed and have new lives according to what Regina wants them to be. Season 2 is different, though.
then just fed him Viagra. In my experience, it doesn't take very much 'magic' to enchant a willy. ;P
With her gorgeous looks, why would Regina have to force someone to have sex with her anyway? 'Tis a mystery.
So Arekino, if I ordered you to be taken to my bedchamber, I could count on much resistance? Pity. I always thought I could be persuasive. :(
She's not hard core ruthless.
She murdered the sheriff :O Is that not hard core ruthless by your standards?
it would have been the shortest TV show ever.
Short but spectacular, I bet. ;)
In my experience
Ehm.. What experience?
I always thought I could be persuasive.
Well, you can always just ask rather than order. But I'm sure you know that :)
Is that not hard core ruthless by your standards? She acts on emotions rather than cold calculations. I'm mainly judging by her actions in FTL. I've done a bit of study on 'most evil' and clinically speaking, emotionally driven crimes rank lower on the evil scale than ones that require planning.
Short but spectacular, I bet. ;)
I do have a flair for the dramatic. ;P
Ehm.. What experience? I haven't exactly been living in a convent all these years. ;)
you can always just ask rather than order ...and ply you with chocolates and goat cheese. ;P
emotionally driven crimes rank lower on the evil scale than ones that require planning.
If you're talking about "crimes of passion" then I tend to agree with you. I have yet to see some passion from Regina though. She's obsessive and demands absolute loyalty from everyone. There's a personality disorder in there somewhere.
I do have a flair for the dramatic. ;P
As do I. :)
I haven't exactly been living in a convent all these years. ;)
That's not the impression I got from our earlier e-mail conversations. I was under the impression you found there to be a definite lack of suitable suitors in your neck of the woods. Am I to conclude you engaged in some (ir)regular amorous congress in spite of that?
ply you with chocolates and goat cheese
Wouldn't need those but wouldn't say no to them ;P
I have yet to see some passion from Regina though. I don't think you are up to episode 17 yet. And the first half of season 2.
There's a personality disorder in there somewhere. Oh yes, Definitely. Mommy dearest was no doubt NPD, Regina shows signs of it too as well as OCPD and possibly BPD and ASPD. Let's just say, I've done a lot of reading on the subject of PDs.
I was under the impression you found there to be a definite lack of suitable suitors in your neck of the woods. That is absolutely correct.
Am I to conclude you engaged in some (ir)regular amorous congress in spite of that? Arekino, I've never told you anything untrue and I hope you aren't being deliberately obtuse. Don't you think I know how things work? I've been working in a business where people aren't exactly saints, I have satellite TV, internet, etc. and I've seen and heard and experienced the world around me.
Wouldn't need those but wouldn't say no to them ;P ...or some nice Bach or Beethoven. It's not about need, it's about what you like. :)
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