Holiday Family Gathering Awkwardness

Whenever you start to dread the holidays because your family is so effed up, just imagine for one moment what the holidays would be like for Henry of OUAT.  He must really have a fun time!  Consider his family tree:

Emma is Henry's mother and is Snow and Charming's daughter, so Snow and Charming are Henry's grandparents. Okay, easy enough.

Regina is Henry's adoptive mother, but she is also Snow's stepmother so that makes her Emma's grandmother, Henry's great-grandmother, and Charming's mother in law.  All at the same time. Therefore Regina is Henry's mom and great-grandmother.  O_o

Then we have Cora, who is Regina's mother, and can be considered Snow's grandmother, Emma's great-grandmother and Henry's great-great-grandmother. And because Regina adopted Henry, he is also Cora's grandson.  Hmmm.

The same happens with Henry senior.  He is Henry's great-great-grandfather due to Regina's marriage, and is also his grandfather because Henry is Regina's son.

And if Bae turns out to be Henry's dad, then Rumps is Henry's grandfather along with Charming, and Milah is Henry's grandmother.  In this scenario we can also think of Rumps as Emma's father in law, even though she is no longer with Bae (if it turns out that Neal is Bae).

We can also think of Hook as some kind of "step grandfather" to Henry because of his relationship with Milah, and is therefore Bae's "step father" which leads us to Hook being the boyfriend of Bae's mother and almost like Emma's "father in law."  Hook was flirting with Emma who used to be Bae's girlfriend, the son of his girlfriend.  Awkward.

Then there's the cringe worthy wrongness between Hook and Cora.

In the last episode, Cora, in full tilt cougar mode, goes all S&M on Hook making the rock walls come alive and restrain his arms.  Then she yanks the hook out of his stump and then uses it to slowly push open his shirt, revealing his luxurious chest pelt, which she clearly desired. Will she give him a bit of a nuzzle and go NOM, NOM, NOM or will she revert to type and rip out his heart?  Ew.  Step grandpa and grandma/great-great-grandma flirting with each other is so, so wrong.

Also, King George can be seen as Charming's father, which will make him Emma's grandfather and Henry's great-grandfather.  Although Charming's bio-parents are Henry's real great-grandparents, as well as Snow's bio-mom being Henry's grandmother.

And because Regina married Leopold and Snow being her step-daughter, that would make Henry and Snow brother and sister by adoption/marriage.  O_o

Yeah, that's one effed up fairy tale family tree.  And makes for lots of awkwardness around the dinner table for the holidays!  And the best part is if the arguments get too intense, then Rumps, Cora, and Regina can blast each other and anyone else with Dark Magic or rip out some hearts.  Fairy Tale Land is better than any trailer park or soap opera!  LOL