A New Fuel Source?
One of the problems with the squirrels knocking down all my avocados is that I have to eat them so they don't go to waste. And one of the problems with eating avocados is they make you have very potent farts. Now if someone could figure out a way to capture the farts they could be used as an alternative fuel source! LOL So in honor of the other musical fruit, here is some idiot lighting his fart.
posted by Xul at 10:33 PM
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figure out a way to capture the farts
Or figure out which gene makes us fart so much and implant it into a bacterium that then farts many tiny little farts. Put a bunch of those little buggers in a car's gastank and voila, instant energy. Just feed your car avocados.
There have been some experiments over here with putting cow dung in a tank and capturing the methane coming from that. Haven't heared (or smelled) much from that lately.
So in honor of the other musical fruit
Wait, that's beans? Why would you honor those?
Anyway, are you still bored?
Sorry for not replying, we were having bad thunderstorms and the telephone and internet wasn't working.
Ya know, I've tried to light farts before(cuz I'm classy like that ;P) but with no results. The funniest story thought was when I was a kid and my sister lived with her boyfriend at his house. I was over there visiting and she farted a real paint-peeler in the bedroom and then lit a candle to "clear the air". Well, a few minutes later I smelled smoke and went into the bedroom to investigate and I swear to god that the flame on the candle was about 8 inches high and smoking like crazy! LOL
Wait, that's beans? Why would you honor those? Beans is the original magical fruit, avocados are the other magical fruit. I guess cabbage could be considered one, too! And maybe broccoli and cauliflower. But they don't have their own rhymes! LOL
So Arekino-san, do you have any good fart stories?
any good fart stories?
I only have bad fart stories, I'm afraid. Stories about bad, bad farts. They usually attack in groups, single file. Well armed, too, the smelly buggers. Not so silent though but still deadly. Especially when I'm ill.
Isn't it odd how your on farts smell kinda good, though? Even when they smell really bad? I never tried to set any of them on fire. Do you ever wonder why they call St. Elmo's fire that? Was St. Elmo that farty? :P
There's also the short (but not short enough) story about the time I had diarrhoea for week. I had to take medication for that in the end (not literally in the end, thankfully, I can't stand suppositories). I guess it was like an involuntary cleansing session, I did feel lighter afterwards. :P
Hey, whaddayaknow? It's dinner time.
Isn't it odd how your on farts smell kinda good, though? Yeah, so bad they're good! LOL Funny how you don't mind your own farts but not other people's farts. :)
Oh, we had beans yesterday, BTW.
With predictable effects.:)
Lots of magical music, all night long. :P
I can just imagine you all sitting around popping them off. LOL Just pass around some matches or lighters. That would make for a great Youtube! What kind of beans did you have BTW?
What kind of beans did you have BTW?
Just brown beans, with vegetables. Zucchini, carrots, some others.
It's odd, I hated beans (especially white beans) as a kid but I really like them these days.
Hm, is it "I hated..." or "I used hate..." ?? I am not sure.
"I used to hate..." :( damn typos.
Hm, is it "I hated..." or "I used to hate..."?? Funny you should ask me. I was always a borderline A/B student when it came to English but mostly to the B side when I was younger. (Reminds me of Hank Hill asking Bobby, "How can you fail English? You SPEAK English!") The older I got it just finally started to click to the point that I was the only student in one particularly notorious class where no one got A's but I not only got the only A but also a very high grade at that; 97% IIRC. So, to answer you question: I'm old and can't remember, but either would be fine, I think.
OK, thanks! :)
Looks like you're having weather similar to ours here. 30 degrees Celcius temperatures and high humidity.
No thunderstorms here, for now, but I suspect we'll be getting some later in the week.
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