Cock Flavored Soup
I just can't make this kind of thing up, although some people think I make things up all the time(You know who you are. Yes, I'm looking at YOU Mrs. Scottish W!).
So tonight I had to go to Wally World with a Certain Somebody and as usual it was taking much longer than I would like. For some reason I found myself wandering down the ethnic aisle. I can't remember what the hell I was looking for when I happened to look up- and lo, and behold- there it was! COCK FLAVORED SOUP. Hence, the following exchange:
CS "Is someone calling you?" (as I'm scrambling to get out my cell phone to take a picture)
Xul "No."
CS "Why are you smirking? What's so funny?"
Xul "Look!" (Pointing, which was all I could manage since I was cracking the hell up.)
CS "Oh, for Christ's sake. I can't believe you're actually taking a picture of it." (Says CS with that disapproving tone.)
Well, I don't care. I think it's funny. And yes, I know I have the sense of humour of a 13 year old sometimes.
So tonight I had to go to Wally World with a Certain Somebody and as usual it was taking much longer than I would like. For some reason I found myself wandering down the ethnic aisle. I can't remember what the hell I was looking for when I happened to look up- and lo, and behold- there it was! COCK FLAVORED SOUP. Hence, the following exchange:
CS "Is someone calling you?" (as I'm scrambling to get out my cell phone to take a picture)
Xul "No."
CS "Why are you smirking? What's so funny?"
Xul "Look!" (Pointing, which was all I could manage since I was cracking the hell up.)
CS "Oh, for Christ's sake. I can't believe you're actually taking a picture of it." (Says CS with that disapproving tone.)
Well, I don't care. I think it's funny. And yes, I know I have the sense of humour of a 13 year old sometimes.
4 Comments:
Lucky you didn't see a can of Cock-a-Leekie soup.
Nah. Fish balls, maybe.
Well, I think CS has got a big stick up his/her arse because that is funny!
As for Cock-A-Leekie, don't talk about them to me. My life is full enough of leaky cocks as it is already!
Spot on about CS there Slutty. It was DAMN funny, especially since that was not something I was expecting to see...and it was right next to the "chicken flavored" one...I'm going to stop now while I'm ahead(no pun intended!)...raises certain questions, though.
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