Tis the Season...
Christmas has been canceled, muthah-fuckah!!!Of course, I haven't always hated Christmas. When I was a child I LOVED it! The anticipation would build up from just after Halloween until you almost couldn't stand it anymore. And then, finally, the day would arrive! Oh the joy in ripping the wrappings off of all those gifts!
Christmas is for children. They can enjoy it because they are unburdened by the reality of the real world.
Now then, back to the issue of all the annoying Christmas music that is played ad nauseum. I can't stand all the syrupy sweet crap. Totally not my style. So, presented for your perusal, is Xul's Top 10 Christmas Playlist.
- In at #10 we have an old skool klassic: "Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC
- #9 "Sled Zeppelin" by Bob Rivers
- #8 "Christmas Tree on Fire" by Holly Golightly
- #7 "A Mad Russian's Christmas" by Trans Siberian Orchestra
- #6 "Christmas Eve/Sarajevo" by Trans Siberian Orchestra
- #5 "Hang Myself from the Tree" by The Vandals
- #4 "Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies" by The Vandals
- #3 "Oh Holy Night" as sung by Eric Cartman
- #2 "Father Christmas" by The Kinks (the line "Father Christmas, give us some money..." just about sums it all up!)
- And the #1 Christmas song according to Xul is... "Mistress for Christmas" by AC/DC (Not that I need or want a mistress for Christmas, I just appreciate the sentiment.)
Now then, isn't that much better! I'm not a total Grinch, am I? The stuff by The Vandals totally rocks! It's from the album Christmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World. It's worth buying. Anyhoo, I'm off to watch some football and knock a few back. So for what it's worth, have a really great Christmas you pack of cunts!!!
posted by Xul at 5:16 PM
4 Comments:
Huh. I don't see the Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" on this list. It tops mine!
Cheers, Xul - have a happy holiday despite the sugary rubbish piled on top. As long as there's enough hooch the holidays aren't TOO bad, wha?
Welcome, Killer Jackalope! Ach! The Pogues! With lists there's always the chance of forgetting something!
I'm having a great holiday, actually. My auntie up in Mass. sent me money and my friends have been giving me such things as Bailey's and Belvedere. What more could I need?
Is it not a gaggle of cunts?
No, it's a gaggle of gheys, a pack of cunts.
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