Hockey Pictures

I finally got around to transferring the pictures that I took at hockey from my camera to my computer. So, I'm a slack fucker. Ya wanna make something of it?

This one is for Scottish W. Here's Jarome Iginla comin' right at cha! Scottish W gave me all kinds of shit the year the Bolts played the Flames for the Cup. I told him that the Bolts would win it in seven but he just wouldn't have any of it. And what happened? Yep. The Bolts won it in seven.

Pretty good seats, eh? Center ice, first row, balcony. That's what happens when you have the audacity to ask for specific seats even if you're getting in with a freebie voucher.

We went to a fight and a hockey game broke out! Sad to say, this was the most exciting thing to happen all game long. Tanner Glass vs Mark Smith. Most Panthers' games, including this one, are about as exciting as watching paint dry. Too much dump and chase, no fore checking, no back checking, shitty passing, and general lazy playing.

Chicken Man has seen enough. Why the fuck is this guy dressed as a chicken anyway? He should go hang out with Super Panther Man* up in the rafters.


*Super Panther Man is the name that Mrs. PA and I gave to this loser who comes dressed in tights and a cape to the games. TIGHTS! And a fucking CAPE! And the guy is a grown man(who never gets laid, I'd say).