Must've Been A Savant

The stupidity of the people who live in S.FL never ceases to amaze me. The worst part is that these same dumb mofos are given the privilege of driving because the driver's test has been so incredibly dumbed down. We can't have anyone crying "discrimination" because the test is "too hard". For fuck's sake! The written test is with multiple choice answers and the "road test" is done in the DMV parking lot! It is absolutely ridiculous.

What REALLY drives me up a fucking wall (puns if ya want 'em) is the morons talking on the cell phone while driving*. The two dead giveaways are:

1. Leaning ALL THE WAY over to the center (apparently, to hear better), and
2. Going noticeably slower than the rest of traffic.

A few weeks ago, I was coming home from somewhere, when I got stuck behind some slow-moving arsehole in a pick-up truck. Mind, there were passengers in the bed of the truck, which is ILLEGAL here, by the way. When I finally got a chance to get around the arsehole and take a look at what was driving, I could hardly believe what I was looking at. This guy had one phone in his left hand up to his left ear and texting with another phone in his right hand and trying to steer with the right hand at the same time.

Un-fucking-believable. Just when you think you've seen everything, you are always proven horribly, horribly wrong.


*Not in the true sense of the word. The effect is more like that of putting wild monkeys in a vehicle and letting 'em rip.