Darwin Was Wrong
Anyone who seriously believes the validity of the theory of evolution has probably never watched a little TV show called Country Fried Home Videos. It's a sort of redneck/white trash version of America's Funniest Home Videos. I have long known that there are some really dumb ass people out there, but these folks take the cake.
There was a whole family on, (Oh yeah, this bunch was REAL white trash. They had the prerequisite junk pick-up truck and junk station wagon out front along with another pick-up truck in a real country setting.) three generations worth, the Donahoos they were called, from Calhoun, Kentucky, who participated in a "game" they called "Bee Fightin'". The premise of the "game" was to get the whole family out, each would get two handfuls of bushes, someone would go disturb a bee hive, and then everyone would flail their arms around wildly and fight off the bees.
I can't make this kind of shit up.
One of the "young 'n's" said that generally everyone gets stung 5 or 6 times each, sometimes in the lip, "and once, someone swallowed one and got stung down the throat." Even Grandma gets in on the action. She said, "One time [a bee] got stuck in one of my hair curlers..."
Fuck me.
I'm sorry, I just can't buy the whole natural selection resulting in improvement of offspring when there are so many morons like these going around reproducing like mad. This isn't evolution, it's dysgenics.
There was a whole family on, (Oh yeah, this bunch was REAL white trash. They had the prerequisite junk pick-up truck and junk station wagon out front along with another pick-up truck in a real country setting.) three generations worth, the Donahoos they were called, from Calhoun, Kentucky, who participated in a "game" they called "Bee Fightin'". The premise of the "game" was to get the whole family out, each would get two handfuls of bushes, someone would go disturb a bee hive, and then everyone would flail their arms around wildly and fight off the bees.
I can't make this kind of shit up.
One of the "young 'n's" said that generally everyone gets stung 5 or 6 times each, sometimes in the lip, "and once, someone swallowed one and got stung down the throat." Even Grandma gets in on the action. She said, "One time [a bee] got stuck in one of my hair curlers..."
Fuck me.
I'm sorry, I just can't buy the whole natural selection resulting in improvement of offspring when there are so many morons like these going around reproducing like mad. This isn't evolution, it's dysgenics.
posted by Xul at 6:59 PM
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Appropriately, since we live in the ghetto, we have African-American bees, or, as they prefer to be known, "Killah Beez." I would like to invite the Hillbilly clan over and see what happens when they provoke their hive.
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