I Can't Take You Seriuosly When You're Wearing Spandex
People who define themselves by their hobbies are generally complete arseholes. No exception are the ones who call themselves Mountain Bikers, especially the ones who live in South Florida, since it is utterly flat here. They should instead call themselves "Offroad Bikers", or better yet, just get truthful about the matter and call themselves "A Pack of Cunts" because that is what they are.
Now I actually do enjoy riding in the Great Outdoors- it can be quite fun. And there are special parks that you can go to specifically for bike riding- just avoid going to them on the weekend when they are overrun by smug, egotistical fuckers who think that they own the place and everyone else doesn't belong there.
I really get a kick out of these fuckholes with their $2,000 bikes and their Camelbacks and their Spandex. It's absolutely hilarious to see grown people riding around the woods in their little fucking Spandex outfits. For fuck's sake! Where do you get off being so damned smug when you're mincing around the forest looking like that?! It's not like you need to be aerodynamic up in there.
And for people who claim to be so "serious" about their "sport", they really are the most ignorant, dirty fuckers. No fucking clue about riding etiquette--like letting someone know if you are going to overtake them, or riding on the right side of the bike path. No, just fly around like a bunch of drunken mongs. And throw your garbage all over the place while your at it. That'll show the rest of us, what with our $75 Wal-Mart bikes and cotton clothing.
Just look at this lot showing their shortcomings.
Wankers.
Now I actually do enjoy riding in the Great Outdoors- it can be quite fun. And there are special parks that you can go to specifically for bike riding- just avoid going to them on the weekend when they are overrun by smug, egotistical fuckers who think that they own the place and everyone else doesn't belong there.
I really get a kick out of these fuckholes with their $2,000 bikes and their Camelbacks and their Spandex. It's absolutely hilarious to see grown people riding around the woods in their little fucking Spandex outfits. For fuck's sake! Where do you get off being so damned smug when you're mincing around the forest looking like that?! It's not like you need to be aerodynamic up in there.
And for people who claim to be so "serious" about their "sport", they really are the most ignorant, dirty fuckers. No fucking clue about riding etiquette--like letting someone know if you are going to overtake them, or riding on the right side of the bike path. No, just fly around like a bunch of drunken mongs. And throw your garbage all over the place while your at it. That'll show the rest of us, what with our $75 Wal-Mart bikes and cotton clothing.
Just look at this lot showing their shortcomings.
Wankers.
posted by Xul at 1:25 AM
2 Comments:
It's hard for me to take men in spandex seriously. Plus, looking at them makes me feel ill.
I share your pain. We recently had the Tour de France come through our county and experienced a sudden increase in lycra-clad egomaniacs weaving around our roads. This resulted in a similarly sharp increase in road rage incidents.
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