It's about time!

The other day a friend from work sent me an email saying that I absolutely HAD to call her. It was hot gossip from the office. Well, it seemed that our department head finally got shit canned!

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd been waiting so fucking long for that day. Demented fucking cunt had it coming. If anyone ever so fucking deserved it, the abusive, twisted hag. I was doing the dance of joy and about to fucking burst, so giddy with happiness. Of course, I had to pretend like it was such a terrible thing to my friend, so that my utter raving glee would not ultimately get back to the office.

Sometimes Karma's a slow bitch.