God Bless America
Today I went and exercised my Second Amendment right. I drove on down to good ol' Wally World and purchased myself a beautiful Remington shotgun. I love the fact that I can buy a gun at Wally's. (And $100 below MSRP, too!) It just warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart.
Florida is an interesting little state, though. I have the right to purchase the gun today, but I have to wait until next Saturday to pick it up. And I can't buy ammo when I go to pick up the gun. I could, and did buy some today. If I want to buy ammo when I pick up the gun, I have to either buy it first and go put it in my car, or go put the gun in the car and then come back in and buy the ammo. That's just silly on so many levels. Actually, the State says I only have to wait 3 days, but since I live in Banana Republic Hell Hole Land waaaay doooown south, I get to wait an extra 2 days. Weee!!!
Another interesting/cool thing about the good ol' State of Florida is I don't need no stinking permits or licenses to buy a gun (unlike the People's Republik of Kallyfornia). If I want to carry a pistol on my person I am required to get a Concealed Carry Permit which is licensed by the Florida Department of Agriculture, whose Commissioner is Charles Bronson. Charles Bronson! I shit you not. Go look it up if you don't believe me.
And another amusing thing about Wally's: you can buy alcohol and tobacco along with your firearm. One stop shopping, that is!
Florida is an interesting little state, though. I have the right to purchase the gun today, but I have to wait until next Saturday to pick it up. And I can't buy ammo when I go to pick up the gun. I could, and did buy some today. If I want to buy ammo when I pick up the gun, I have to either buy it first and go put it in my car, or go put the gun in the car and then come back in and buy the ammo. That's just silly on so many levels. Actually, the State says I only have to wait 3 days, but since I live in Banana Republic Hell Hole Land waaaay doooown south, I get to wait an extra 2 days. Weee!!!
Another interesting/cool thing about the good ol' State of Florida is I don't need no stinking permits or licenses to buy a gun (unlike the People's Republik of Kallyfornia). If I want to carry a pistol on my person I am required to get a Concealed Carry Permit which is licensed by the Florida Department of Agriculture, whose Commissioner is Charles Bronson. Charles Bronson! I shit you not. Go look it up if you don't believe me.
And another amusing thing about Wally's: you can buy alcohol and tobacco along with your firearm. One stop shopping, that is!
posted by Xul at 7:11 PM
3 Comments:
Well it is Florida almost the 3rd world I hear.
I am soon to be looking into buying a weapon also when the end of the world cums my neighbours will be dinner.
My first may be an Enfield Mk II, held the Nazis off at Dunkirk, my second will be a .22 rifle for fun and of course a 12 gauge pump action shotgun.
Big 5 will be getting my business.
Oh I'll also be getting glasses as I can't see a thing past 20 feet. Seeing is for the weak.
*wishes he had a wallys, hates going to two different stores to buy ammo, then smokes and whiskey*
Knudie: Wally's has those specs for ya; one stop shopping they are!
Voices: That's a bitch, ain't it?
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