An Undergarment or an Eye Patch?
Dudes, seriously? WTF is it with this? Ya go to Ross or TJ Maxx or Marshalls or whatever el cheapo discount store of your choice trying to find a regular ol' cotton bikini brief that covers the ol' rump roast and there's nothing! Nada! Zip! Zilch! The only thing to be found are these freakin' gawd awful thongs! I don't want to deliberately give myself a wedgie. I don't want to floss my arse. Have the Underpants Gnomes taken all the regular underpants away to their secret underpants lair, still waiting to figure out step #2?So how do you lot feel about thongs? (And if you answer "with my hands" I'll hunt you down and give ya a SMACK!) Choose one or give me an original answer:
- Yes! I love to floss my arse!
- Yes! If that's the popular thing, count me in!
- No way! I don't want to floss my arse!
- I prefer regular underpants.
- I'm a leezer and prefer to wear men's y-fronts.
- I'm a dude and I love to wear the ol' banana hammock and butt floss combo!
- I'm a dude and prefer boxers.
- I like to go commando.
posted by Xul at 8:48 PM
12 Comments:
Hmmm, in my opinion, that's not a thong, that's a G-String. Small difference, but still.
I used to wear thongs all the time. The ones I got were cotton, and comfortable, and they didn't go up my arse crack. They just kind of loosely hovered over it, and they had a bit more material to them. That was one of the reasons I preferred them over bikini underwear, the thongs would bunch up in my butt. My mother was horrified that I wore thongs when I was pregnant. I don't know why, I was already unwed and knocked up, how much worse was it going to be, really? "You cannot go to your OB/GYN wearing those!" she would say. Um, mom, the man's had his hand up my twat, and he's never see my gunties to begin with. But I digress.
Word Verification is "wommance." Elmer Fudd's hopeful night out on the town, I'm assuming.
So shall I put you down for a #1, Sparrow? LOL
Yeah, I know that the pic isn't *technically* a thong, but it fits better with my title. G-strings, v-strings, thongs, boy briefs, little lacy scraps of fabric...just not my thing.
Moms are funny critters, aren't they?
Nothing like the feeling of a good arse flossing, you should try it! So cleansing.
Skip all the discount store and go to Target or Wal-Mart, you'll find Hanes bikini briefs (which is what I wear now) there for far cheaper than you will at Ross and the like. Those places are resting on their supposed low-price laurels lately, in my opinion. They've even made some concessions to us Gen Xers, and you can find them in black or tan, if you can get past the blinding day-glo polka-dotted ones.
I had been getting the St. Eve brand bikini briefs at Ross for like $2 but now they don't have jack shit.
I'll have to check out Wally's. Can't take the Target near me. It's overrun with yuppie arseholes. Like you said, the day-glo ones...Blech!
And lets not even get started on proper fitting bras! LOL
Wally world has the multi-packs, 3 in white, 3 in black. I buy 2 packs, swap out all the white ones into one pack, keep the black, and return the white pack. Who the fuck wants white chones?! Yes, I know, typical Wal-Mart shopper, guilty as charged.
I should be so lucky to get Yuppies at our Target, it's all hicks with money, sheesh.
Bras that fit properly are an urban legend, don't be fooled. I'm surprised it's not on Snopes already.
Didn't see any of the 3 black/3 white packages at Wally's. Only the day-glo and white with polka dot or some other hideous pattern. I'd like to see these marketing people who think women want panties like that.
You've seen peopleofwalmart.com, right? I'm pretty sure the polka-dot and day-glo people know their market.
Wow, I'm flabbergasted that Fat Sparrow is a woman! I don't know why but I just always assumed that Fat Sparrow was a guy.
You can put me down as #4. I don't see the point of thongs really. You might as well wear nothing, and they are very uncomfortable the way the ride up your arse crack. I like bikini briefs, or hipsters. Try Calvin Klein - they've got some really nice knickers. Bit expensive, but they last for ages. Cheapo knickers fall to pieces after a month.
Hi Pet! Where have you been? Ya, I used to wear Calvin's, too. Jockey's aren't bad either and also last for ages. It's just that I'm such a cheapskate that I can't stand to pay any more than $2 for a pair.
Damn, everyone always assumes I'm a guy. I swear, if I ever get back to blogging, I'm going to start writing about my really gnarly periods, now that I'm off the Pill. Oh yeah.
I liked the one you wrote about the bloody snail trails in the loo. Of course, that was the doings of some other dirty fucker. You still have quite a way with words though! LOL
For some reason that post seemed to stick with a lot of people... heh.
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