Missing Arekino

Oh, Arekino! Where have you gone? Where, oh where could you be? Are you going to make me resort to drastic measures? You're going to make me do it, aren't you? Well, you've left me no choice then. Bad limericks it is!

Once upon a hot summer
Our favorite Dutchman did a runner
He's buggered off far away
And left us in dismay
And it's a total freakin' bummer!


There once was a man from Noord Brabant
To whom many emails have been sent
But alas, no reply!
Did he up and die?
Arekino, where the hell have you went?